Wednesday, May 30, 2012

True Love Finds A Waaaaaay!

 
Let's write a love song! It goes something like this...

I confess I dated your producer
but I hope you give me a shooooot.

Cause I'm Race Car Driver Arie
and the chicks think I'm soooo hotttt!

NOT!

5 RANDOM THOUGHTS:


The wall climbing dates are getting a bit cliche, no?!



Are these ladies really Emily's BFFs?


Wendy pictures Sean in a cape and spandex and then rides his pushups. Desperate Housewives much!? ;-)


Is a roller coaster a metaphor for this romance?! Hmm...

THAT'S HOT:


A Football!


Holla!


Did Someone Say Martinis!?!


Apparently the Daisy Dukes are the rage! Emily got a 5-1 deal down at the Daisy Duke Barn!

THAT'S SOO NOT HOT:


Asking her if you can give her a kiss! Are you a man or a muppet?! Be a man and just plant one on her buddy!


The disturbingly large black glasses look. Not so much!

Condescension! 


That Shelly Person! She's all cracked up!

5 AMAZING MOMENTS:


"There ain't no elevators honey!" Psyche!


Can you make her speakers go Boom Boom? I bet Luke Bryan can!


Dolly Parton. Writing You a Love Song. Yeehaw!


Carousel Kisses


Smashing the crap out of that lame @ss Shelly! Woohoo!!!!

5 LAME MOMENTS:


Chris giving Emily a high five instead of a kiss!


Doing the worm to prove you're husband material. WTH?!


The Desperate Housewives Brigade eggs on Stupid Human Tricks!


Attack of the screaming kids!!!! Run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude was totally lost in translation. Bummer! Hasta La Vista!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM 
BACHELORETTE EMILY
EPISODE 3

Love is a steady climb...Whatever it is... -CHRIS

When you want to kiss the girl and you give her a high five instead, you're sooo going to be in the friend zone buddy! -CHRIS

Age can be a red flag if you have a young daughter! -EMILY

Nothing says father material like handling a barrage of screaming kids! Aaaack! -THE DUDES

Never tell a girl that if she gets fat you'd still love her but NOT ON HER as much. Boooo!!!!! -RYAN


Having a meltdown will get you sent home... -TONY

Nothing says romance like Dollywood! -EMILY & ARIE


"Don't let love blind you, just let love find you!" -DOLLY PARTON

Pretending not to give him the rose can reveal whether he really likes your or not... -ARIE

Don't take it personally when you don't get a date! Unless your Kalon... -KALON

Never tell a girl that you love it when she talks but she should let you finish! -KALON

A girl never likes tall, skinny, and condescending! -KALON

If you're more of a physical guy, could she really love a dainty man? -RYAN


16 DOWN TO 13:

Chris, Sean, Arie, Jef, Charlie, Doug, Michael, Travis, Alejandro, Ryan, John, Kalon, and Nate.

LEAVING WITH THEIR EGOS SHATTERED:

Tony, Alessandro, Stevie.

Alessandro: "COMPROMISE! Right? Is that what I mean? Si, COMPROMISE!"

COMING UP NEXT WEEK...


Someone literally gives Emily the finger!

Jenn:)

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