Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Three Cheers to the Trophy Wife!


The Bermuda Triangle should have sucked up a few of these dorks, but alas they're sailing through on to Merry London next week! Pip Pip Cheerio!

5 RANDOM THOUGHTS:

How far do you really think the guys rode those scooters?! And how fast does a scooter go?

How many shirts does Doug go through a day when he turns into the HULK?

Did anyone eat any of those yummy appetizers on the group date or were they too worried Ryan would judge them!?


Who are the heck they!?

NATE: "OMG! Is that quinoa!?" Just what I was thinking!  ;-)

THAT'S HOT:


Turquoise Ring's are sooo Bling!


More Turquoise. I sense a theme...


Layered Necklace Bling

THAT'S SOO NOT HOT:


What's with the popped purple shirt cuffs!?


Dude! You're not supposed to wear the yellow band on your head silly!


You're totally supposed to wear the blue one instead! Or something like that...


Wind is a total buzz kill on this hairdo! 


Picking at your beat up shoe. Ewwwwe!

5 AMAZING MOMENTS:


Doug Angry. Doug Smash. Doug Sad.


Jef rips off his fingertip for love! Awe!


Fireworks!


Check out Wofner's FANCY dive!


Eatin' in a cave is so manly! Or not...

5 LAME MOMENTS:

Get your motor scootin'! Head out on the driveway!

These Ryanisms: Cheers to the Trophy Wife! I'm a great catch! Bachelor Ryan!

Ryan's pretentious chit chat. Blah Blah Blah.


 This "Dont' F*&^ with the Hulk!" look a just rosed Arie gets from Doug the Hulk!

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM  
BACHELORETTE EMILY
EPISODE 4
The more F-bombs he's dropping, the closer his biceps are to exploding! -DOUG THE HULK

Parents just GET each other! -EMILY & DOUG


Does revealing your wishes undo them?! Why chance it! -EMILY

When you get compared to Brad Womack, you're probably not the one! -DOUG

If she wants a kiss from you she'll let you know. Or not... -EMILY/DOUG


It sucks when you lose a sailboat race! -CHARLIE

Discussing her weight doesn't scream "flirtation and building up excitement!" No siree! -RYAN

When she feels judged, jury's not coming back with a good verdict on you dude! -RYAN

The tongue is a double-edged sword. -RYAN

Confidence is attractive in a man. -WOLFNER


Nothing says Bermuda like knee-high blue socks! -JEF

It's torture when you don't get a date. It's even more torture when you lose your favorite headband! -MICHAEL

If you're only 25, you're probably just not that mature... -CHRIS

When you're over the top humble, paranoid people will suspect you're up to something! -DOUG

Not having a rose can destroy a grown-ass man! -CHRIS


13 DOWN TO 10:

Doug, Jef, John, Sean, Arie, Travis, Chris, Kalon, Ryan, and Alejandro.

LEAVING WITH THEIR EGOS SHATTERED:

Nate, Charlie, and Michael.

MICHAEL: "Do you think it was my headband collection!?"

COMING UP NEXT WEEK...


Is this before or after Juliet killed herself for not going to the gym enough!?

Jenn:)

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