But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun Y'all...
5 RANDOM THOUGHTS:
5 RANDOM THOUGHTS:
Kalon thinks a being with Emily and her daughter is like a group date. I think being with Kalon's ego is like being on a group date in hell. Booooo!
Are those Cowboy Boots!?
Why don't they show actual footage of Kalon saying Ricki is baggage!? Hmmmm....
Does Emily give back presents to guys she doesn't keep?
Who is Alejandro!?
Nurse Dougie - It really softens his HULKness!
THAT'S SOO NOT HOT:
Skinny Mustard pants. Not so much!
RED pants! What, was Ames this season's stylist?!
5 AMAZING MOMENTS:
Sean offers to carry Emily's purse and does it in a manly way. Awe!
Troublemakin' Ryan gives Emily her favorite Bling!
This Saying: West Virginia Hood Rat Backwoods On His Ass. I'm not sure what that means, but I have a feeling it's pretty A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!
Dessert at The London Eye
I'm amazed that Emily was able to walk all over London in 5" heels! Ouch!
5 LAME MOMENTS:
Soap Box Love Chat by Sean.
Kalon tells Emily she can just run along so he can rehearse. For reals!?
Tea Etiquette with Jean - Yo Pass the crumpets!
These dudes doing Shakespeare. He's rollin' in his grave somewhere yonder!
Emily hood rat harassing the guys for not having her back. Cough! Blame Producers! Cough!
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM
When London calls, you should answer! -SEAN
Nothing says romance like...London! -BACHELOR TOURISM DEPT.
Good looking guys are usually boring. -EMILY
If he offers to carry her large purse, he's a keeper! -SEAN
A "macho dumbass" wouldn't know Shakespeare! -WOLFNER
Shakespeare is like reading a foreign language. -ARIE
Your braid should never be prettier than hers! -NURSE ARIE
A stage kiss while acting doesn't count! -RYAN
Never insult a woman's child or she might rip your limbs off and beat you with them! -KALON
Being a tattletale can really shut down a party--bummer! -DOUG
If you don't have her back, you're not her dream guy! -ALL THOSE SUCKERS!
You should always keep an eye on the smooth ones! -RYAN
Sean, Jef, Doug, Ryan, Chris, John, Travis, and Arie.
LEAVING WITH THEIR EGOS SHATTERED:
Kalon and Alejandro.
KALON: "Did I say baggage?! I meant that there's only 2 kinds of baggage--lost and carry-on! Or something like that..."
COMING UP NEXT WEEK...
Our girl broods in Croatia over some dorks!