Someday we'll find it! The rainbow connection! The loooovers, the dreaaamers aaaaand meeeeeee! HIYA!
8 RANDOM THOUGHTS:
Cookie baking. Soccer practice. BOOOORING!
She thinks Ryan is too perfect and he reminds her of Brad. He's a gonner!
That Kermit the Frog! He's soooo funny!
Miss Piggy for next Bachelorette!
Separated at birth!? HA HA HA! But seriously, I think Harrisoncrest may have a new calling if he ever decides to leave the Bach/ette!
I don't think I've ever heard so many guys incessantly call The Bachelorette beautiful and hot 24/7! Is Emily the hottest most beautiful Bachette yet? Vote in the poll top right...
Joe's been kicked to the curb! Let's celebrate!
Was Tony locked in the room with Ryan and Emily? Is there some rule that once you start to steal someone you can't leave? Was he handcuffed to the door? How long does it take to read a 7 page letter out loud? I give that train wreck 2 fruit loops and a box of Cocoa Puffs!
The one-sleeve mini. Cute!
Grey suit with black shirt and the black pocket square. Yum!
THAT'S SOOO NOT HOT:
This hair style. Not doing a thing for me...
This tank with this sparkly skirt. Not so much!
The Mr. Rogers! Is Ames styling this guy!?
Nothing screams PINK PLAID like this shirt! And it's an angry scream!
5 AMAZING MOMENTS:
Chocolate chip cookie dough--yum!
Emily says she's tired of the being the boss and she wants someone to take charge. Then she reveals she'll be the real boss but she'll let them think they're the boss. HA HA!
Dancing to Gloriana. In front of hundreds of people!
The MUPPETS! Love the Muppets!
Harrisoncrest doing our counting for us! Calculators are sooo yesterday!
5 LAME MOMENTS:
Charlie's comedy meltdown.
Jef having to propose to Miss Piggy.
When the Hardly Boys eavesdrop on Emily and MC Cheesy!
The Love Clock?! Really? Cheesy!
Ryan's 7 page love letter vs. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs Tony in the corner eavesdropping...
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM
You can talk to the date card all you want, but that doesn't mean your name's going to be on it! -CHRIS
If you treat a woman like a queen, she'll treat you like a king. -RYAN'S PASTOR
A gentleman holds the door for a lady. -RYAN
There's nothing sexier than having a man carry in your groceries! -RYAN
If he can pass the cookie test, he's a keeper! -RYAN
When he tells you you're most attractive in the kitchen making cookies, you're going to have to get a big cookie jar to keep him under control! -RYAN
If you've got a good story, you should stick to it! -KERMIT THE FROG
If he's playing hard to get, he may not be that into you! -JEF
If you're a dude and you have Louis Vuitton luggage, then you're a %$#@#$%. Or maybe you just like Louis Vuitton? -WOLFIE
You gotta check yourself before you wreck yourself dude! -KALON
Rule #1: Never piss off the Single Dad Brigade! -KALON vs. DAVID
When she asks you where you see yourself in five years, "HAPPY" is probably not too deep of an answer... -JOE
Writing a seven page novel for a girl you've known for a few days is a bit Fruit Loopy, no?! -RYAN
Never rose a man with disturbingly large black glasses! -AARON
19 DOWN TO 16:
Ryan, Jef, Kalon, Arie, Michael, Nate, Sean, Chris, Doug, Travis, Tony, John, Alessandro, Charlie, Alejandro, and MC Stevie.
LEAVING WITH THEIR EGOS SHATTERED:
Joe, Kyle, Aaron.
AARON: Um...was it the glasses!?
COMING UP NEXT WEEK...
That ostrich egg is going down!