Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Bachelor Ben Episode 3 - WHO IS SHE?! She's Whatsherbutt!

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Episode 3 of Prince Pino Benny Boo finds everyone in San Francisco, another of Ben's hometowns when he's not stomping grapes in Sonoma or Storm Horsing around West Hollywood filming Cream Dream vids... In honor of his hometown and while some interns run off to find a piano store he can break into later, he decides it's time to shave! His face anyhow. That's a start I suppose...

With his handy Leap List in his pocket, he prepares to eat a slice of crazy pie or two. That is, if there's any left after these ladies snarfed most of it down. Jeez, could this bunch have been any cattier or bitchier this episode? Oh my, could it have been the most dramatic rose ceremony ever?! You be the judge...

THE ANNOYING LIST


Courtney. For any number of reasons. But these pouty/bitchy/?? faces are right up there:

THINGS THAT WERE HOT

Ski Bikinis!

Nude Shoes! It was a 5/10 sale down at the Nude Shoes Barn...

Old School Pearls.

Chunky Necklaces.

THINGS THAT WERE NOT HOT


This hot mess hairdo. Not growing on me!

Nose rings!

Jealous bitches!

The crybaby face!

WINE TASTINGLY CHEESY FUN FACTS

Telescopes! Courtney let's us in the secret that you can look through this thingie!

Courtney's not too big on book smarts--earning us the Smart Dumb Girl Word of the Show: Whatsherbutt - that bitch whose name I don't care to mention...

Emily and her bro were matched at an online dating sight. Gag!

Blakely's just not one of the club.

Lindzi's a fan of ice cream.

Did you know Ben can play the piano!?

Jennifer is the best kisser of the bunch!

Courtney has a really hard time trusting men.

HE SAID/SHE SAID


"She's super mellow and drama free." -BEN ON COURTNEY (HA!)

"Book smart can be a little boring." -COURTNEY

"I hate heights!" -EMILY

"They all hate me. They're very spiteful and jealous." -BLAKELY

"I don't normally kiss boys on a first date." -LINDZI

"You know Ben, riiight?" -HARRISONCREST TO SHAWNTEL

"It's really hard dealing with these girls. Most of these girls aren't even girls I'd be friends with. They're very naive and very juvenile." -COURTNEY

"Nicki. Bless her heart she's really sweet but you look like an idiot!" -COURTNEY

"Blakely. She's the kind of girl that your boyfriend cheats on you with." -COURTNEY

"Courtney has social problems and a personality disorder and I think she should get diagnosed." -EMILY

She's not a compassionate nice human being." -EMILY ON COURTNEY

"I think we'll make cute babies." -COURTNEY TO BENNY BOO

"I'm speechless. I'm stumbling. I'm fumbling for words!" -BEN

"I saw you talking to Whatsherbutt!" -COURTNEY

"Ladies. Ben. This is the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -HARRISONCREST

"It's a frickin' 3-ring circus!" -KACIE

"SEE YA! HA HA HA! Sayonara!" -COURTNEY TO SHAWNTEL

LOVE LIFTS US UP

Emily and Ben

Memorable Moments:

Random things are running through Emily's mind like what to wear and strangely, will she pee her pants? For reals?!
We're climbing to the top of the Bay Bridge. WHAT THE *#%^!?

BEN: "Talk to me! Talk to me Goose!" Loving this Top Gun reference!

These Creepers figured out how to use the telescope me thinks!

They kiss and then decide to scream. Okay!

"Cheers to conquering our fears." And rhyming!

Emily caught the rose staring at her most of the night. How rude!

Fireworks. How apropos. I think?

LET'S CROSS SOMETHING OFF OUR LEAP LIST

Blakely, Jaclyn, Kacie, Erika, Samantha, Jamie, Monica, Rachel, Nicki, Elyse, Casey and Ben

Memorable Moments:

The ladies faces in Hondas. Strange indeed!

Instead of paying attention to traffic, Ben's so busy messing with the spiffy WALLPAPER controls in a CAR, that he drives off a cliff. Or something like that...

Does anyone think Ben really has what he normally calls a "leap list" ? And skiing down a San Francisco street just happens to be on it? Hmmmm...

Ben plays ski patrol while the ladies plant their faces. Good times!

Butt skiing backwards is on Ben's Leap List! Totally!

Kacie wonders why she watches him date other girls. We do too--stop creepin'!

Brittney crashes the party to say Sayonara. I don't think Ben was too broken hearted even though he waxed nostalgic by some tiki garden for a few moments of silence...

YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION WAS
A LASTING ONE.
LET ME SHOW YOU
SAN FRANCISCO AT NIGHT.


Lindzi and Ben

Memorable Moments:

Trolly rides. Ice cream. Snooze!

She wonders where they are? Chinatown! Apparently the Chinese characters and all the Oriental decor wasn't a big clue here...

They break into city hall with a key!

LINDZI: "I don't know who this guy is, but he's kind of amazing!" You can thank Bob the production assistant for handing over the key. It was nothing, really...

Matt Nathansen playing just for them! And a few smackers too...

Bourbon & Branch - a speakeasy! The password is: STORM HORSE!

He piano sweeps her off her feet! Awe!

SHAWNTEL AND THOSE OTHER BITCHES
FIGHT OVER BEN


Courtney toasts to a drama free night and then bangs her pinky on her glass. You knock on wood you smart dumb girl! Wood!

SHAWNTEL: "These girls are going to hate me!"

10 Potty Mouth Thoughts on Shawntel:


"She tried to own it. She could have done a better job." -LINDZI

"Shut the F--- up!" -RACHEL

"Who IIIISSSSS SHE?!!?? -SNOOKELYSE

"I don't like the bitch!" -RACHEL

"She's uglier in person. She's got thicker thighs than I do." -ERIKA

"Brad rejected you. Get over your life. MOVE ON! You F&^^%$$ LOSER!" -SNOOKEYLSE

"You're a creeper and you drain people's blood for a living." -RACHEL

"We don't reuse like Brad's dumpster trash!" -JACLYN

"Shawntel rides in on her high hearse..." -NICKI

"That bitch Shawntel better not get a rose tonight!" -RACHEL

GETTING ROSED

Emily, Rachel, Lindzi, Courtney, Kacie, Elyse, Jamie, Jennifer, Casey, Blakely, Monica, Nicki, Samantha.

LEAVING BROKEN HEARTED +
A FEW LOVELY PARTING SHOTS


JACLYN: "I am such an emotional wreck! Whaaaaa!"

SHAWNTEL: "I'm really confused. He wasn't man enough to accept our connection! He cracked under pressure apparently...I just feel sooo dumb!"

THINGS WE LEARNED
FROM BACHELOR BEN
EPISODE 3

A leap of faith can make a relationship stronger. But falling off the Bay Bridge can end a relationship. (BEN & EMILY)

Conquering your fears will get you rosed. (EMILY)

Sometimes when you kiss and there's fireworks, there's literally fireworks! (EMILY & BEN)

Everyone should have a "Leap List" - whatever the hell that is!? (EVERYONE)

When you don't know how to do something well, giving it the old college try will earn you points! (KACIE)

When you're torn and confused, he's probably not the guy for you! (BRITTNEY)

If the hardest decision of your life is to walk away from Ben Flajnik after having a few minutes of random conversations with him, then you're doing pretty good chicky! (BRITTNEY)

Nothing says romance like dancing in CITY HALL! (LINZDI & BEN)

When you toast to a drama free night, there's gonna be drama! (COURTNEY)

It's hard to keep a kiss secret when you do it in front of people! (JENNIFER & BEN)

Playing silly little games can be a good ice breaker! (NICKI & BEN)

When he wants to take you to a secret place where JFK took his mistress, is that really a good thing?! (COURTNEY)

Walk like you own it! (SHAWNTEL)

Being interrupted is like soooo annoying! (ELYSE)

Listen Snooki, that little 3 minute chat wasn't a date you were on, that was camera filler until Shawntel showed up! (ELYSE)

If you call a girl out for being "dumpster trash" and then you get dumped, you're kind of like dumpster trash too right?! Snap!" (JACLYN)

Ladies with such potty mouths are the last people who should be calling someone else a loser! (BACHETTES)

Crying isn't going to make you any prettier in his eyes! (JACLYN)

Pretending to faint in a rose ceremony isn't going to get you that rose. Maybe some water and some breathing room. But definitely not a rose! (ERIKA)

Nothing says keeping it clean and classy like a mouth tat! (ERIKA)

Jenn:)

2 comments:

Elaine said...

Great blog, the girls are just giving you too much material to work with. I like your assessment of the Lindzi date the best!

The Girl In The Red Heels said...

Thanks Elaine :)

Jenn:)