Tuesday, August 2, 2011

J.P. is Per-Faaact!

Finally, the dramatic conclusion to the last chapter of Ashley's per-fact love story. Will she pick a cupcake or a wino!? Let's tune in..

THE MOST PER-FAACT FINALE EVER!

FIJI MEET THE PARENTS

Ashley's Family and J.P.

Memorable Moments:

J.P.'s sooo clean cut right now!

Everyone's mopping themselves with towels!

A toast to J.P.!

KAT FONDU: " I don't think he's the one! You're too much for him. He's a little bit older..."

Cue the water works! Big sis makes Ashley feel like $#!%!

Kat Fondu vs. J.P. 2pm after school at the flagpole. Be there!

J.P. declares his love for Ashley to Big Sis. She's skeptical. He thinks it's bull$#!%! We agree!

Aaaaand she totally leaves worry wart J.P. hanging...

SISTERS BITCHFEST

ASHLEY: "You just come across like you're being such a bitch!"

FIJI MEET THE PARENTS

Ashley's Family and Ben

Memorable Moments:

Ashley jumps up and does a let's party dance to Ben's confusion...

Ashley makes Ben talk in his dog voice. She screeches in her dog voice. We cover our ears. Everyone HA HAs. Good times!

Kat Fondu chats with Benny Boo and doesn't appear to be so skeptical! Hmmm...

BEN: "Your sister grilled me a little bit..."

WHO DOES THE FAMILY LIKE BETTER?

???

LAST CHANCE BEN

Memorable Moments:

Oh boy! A helicopter!

ASHLEY: "Are you ready to strip?!"

BENNY BOO: "Yeessss Maaaaaam!"

Healing mud. Rubbing it all over each other. Sexy!

Apparently these healing waters aren't enough to make her fall IN love with Benny Boo...

He tells her he loves her. She kisses him back. He could kiss her for the rest of his life. Awe!

LAST CHANCE J.P.

Memorable Moments:

They hash out their relationship and he tells her he loves her. Awe! Take that Big Sis!

J.P.: "Try not to break my heart."

Aaaand once again they just can't take their hands off each other. Get a room people!

He gives her an album with a cute picture of themselves. And a spiffy basket bag to cart it away in!

Their favorite picture. And he took his shirt off!

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS
FROM ANGRY BENNY BOO:


BEN: Utter shock. Good things don't end unless they end badly.

Flew in on a plane, leaving on a dinghy. Good times!

AND THE PER-FAACT GUY IS...

J.P.!



She says YES!

BEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT:

16,000.00 Dress. IN the ocean. Priceless! Love it :)

AFTER THE FINAL ROSE:
ASHLEY & J.P. PLUS BEN

TOP TEN THINGS WE GOT
OUT OF THE ATFR:


1. Harrisoncrest says it's like being on a construction site with all the catcalls for Benny Boo!

2. Hey! What say we have a little fun reliving you crash and burn!!?

3. Ben went from dumped in Fiji to his best friend's wedding! Doh!

4. BEN: "Nice ring!"

5. They'll always have that friendship thing. Awe!

6. Their kiss was a stick up and Harrisoncrest was surrendering! Or something like that...

7. J.P.: "People are really really mean!"

8. He completes her! Awe!

9. Sister Chrystie (a.k.a. Kat Fondu) apologizes with a resounding "TEAM CUPCAKE!!!!" We heart her for that :)

10. They're going back to Fiji! Per-faact!

NEXT WEEK...

It's Gonna Be a Bitchin' Bachelor Pad!

Jenn:)

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