Thursday, July 21, 2011

Ben Got a Haircut & Other Good Times...

Oh goody, it's time for home town dates! Where were the strange families!? It was like the Stepford Hometown Dates...

In an Amazing Nutshell: In Cumming, Ashley made pizza and danced for some dollar bills! Woohoo! Ames spoke some Italian and talked about some stuff we didn't quite understand... Ben had a therapy session with Cameraman Bob. J.P. and Ashley beamed themselves back to 7th grade cause they couldn't fight that feeling any longer at the rollerskate rink! Ben got a hair cut. Momma will be proud! Ames was sent packing back to momma sporting a big grin on his face and a wink wink or two! Perhaps there was some confusion or he had concussion flashbacks. Strange...

THE ANNOYING LIST

Grow your bangs out Ashley so you can't play with them anymore!

CHEESY CLICHES & CATCH PHRASES

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

Journey

THAT'S HOT

Chunky Turquoise Rings

Ben's haircut!

THAT'S SOOOO NOT HOT

These Grey Brigade Pants! Definitely not!

CHEESY FUN FACTS

Ashley likes to organize her salads.

Ames is a unique person.

Ashley can rollerblade and figure skate.

HE SAID/SHE SAID

"I'm ready to find my husband." -ASHLEY

"I use my gut a lot to make decisions." -ASHLEY

"Ashley. Gentlemen. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -HARRISONCREST

CONSTANTINE'S FAMILY
CUMMING, GA

Constantine, lotsa Greeks!, and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Ashley makes pizzas at Constantine's restaurant Giorgio's. Where's the hair net!?

Ashley tries to use Constantine as an ingredient. He's confused. She HA HAs. Good times!

ASHLEY: "He's such a stud!"

"Are they going to kiss?!?" The staff spies on Ashley and Constantine kissing. Awe!

If Constantine wins, there's going to be a big fat Greek party! Yassou!

Oh and she'll be the one moving...to Cumming! Woohoo!

ASHLEY: "I love your family! I'm moving in!" Riiiiighhht...

What else!? Greeks like to dance!

It begins raining money money money! Opa!

AMES' FAMILY
CHADD'S FORD, PA

Ames and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Ashley confesses to Ames' sis that things are moving a bit S-L-O-W-L-Y...

Ames is like an onion, you have to keep peeling away at the layers. Okay!

Mom thinks slow is good! Not on this show's time table...

Sis begs Ames to show Ashley THE FULL AMES. Eeeew!

SIS: "Let there be a little FIYARE"

Ames can't think of anything more romantic in the world than a picnic under his favorite magnolia tree. Really!?

Ashley brings up Ames' traumatic days at boarding school when he was a big nerd. Oooops!

Ashley's never met another guy like Ames. Neither have we!

A carriage ride along the Brandywine river. Awesome!

BEN'S HOMETOWN
SONOMA, CA

Ben and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

ASHLEY: "Everything about him screams sexiness to me!"

Tasting Sonoma Ben's wines. Yum!

Say hello to Emotional Ben!

SISTER: "His hair is his thing!"

Mom shares pics of Ben when he had short hair and she still had power over him. Ha Ha!

J.P.'S HOMETOWN
ROSLYN, NY

J.P. and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Disco Ball Skating - sooo 7th grade! We like!

REO Speedwagon. Awesome!

ASHLEY: "Who do you think's going to fall first?"

This carpeted tiny table is sooo us! So's the wine in paper cups. Okay...

Move over roses, give me some of that lasagna!

MOM: "Are you in love with her?"

J.P.: "There are a lot of signs that point towards it."

Mom wants to guard and protect J.P.'s heart. KA-Razy Kasey is sooo jealous! That's his schtick!

Ashley's a smitten kitten! Meow!

Embarrass the kids time! J.P.'s Bar Mitzvah pic reveals his Kirk Cameron/Doogie Howser Phase.

ASHLEY: "That's a sweeeet mullet!"

GETTING ROSED
4 DOWN TO 3:

Ben, J.P., and Constantine.

THE BROKEN HEARTED:

AMES: More beautiful and poetic than I would have ever imagined. Just numb. Back to sharing a lifetime of adventures with...myself! Which is...less enticing...

THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

Were Ashley and Constantine's mother chatting on the edge of a bathtub?

I'm going to Constantine's place next weekend, it rains money there! Opa!

Is The Full Ames anything like The Full Monty!?

BACHELORETTE FUN #8
ASHLEY PAPER DOLLS

Check out this Bachelorette Ashley paper doll posted at TV.com - click here to see the paper dolls for Constantine, J.P., and Ben. Too funny!

COMING UP NEXT WEEK...

Smoking Gun?

Jenn:)

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