In an Amazing Nutshell: Ashley and her tiny dress got fake married to WillIAm in Vegas. It was a 3 for 1 sale on Plaids at Mountain Men R Us. What in the hell is a Jabbawockeez!? The Best Men got owned by No Rhythm Nation. Did you know Ashley is a dancer!? Bent-ley Bent-ley Bent-ley! Mickey and Ash have a flippin' magic coin date. The creeper broods about the mansion. Matt's having French toast when he gets home. Yummers! Ashley has terrible "here for the wrong reasons" radar. Overall, I give it 3 creepers. It was a snoozer!
THE ANNOYING LIST
The constant HA HA HA HAs!!! It's HA HA Ali 2.0! Uggh!
Brooding shots of the masked creeper in various places around the mansion. Lame!
CHEESY CLICHES & CATCH PHRASES
Journey
Vegas Baby!
Ready to fall in love again.
Here for the wrong reasons.
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
THAT'S HOT
THAT'S SOOOO NOT HOT
CHEESY FUN FACTS
When he grows up, WillIAm wants to be a stand-up comedienne!
West has never been to Vegas before.
Bent-ley's very competitive...
Ashley loves Mama's Boys.
Nick's a bit of a line dancer in his spare time...
WillIAm is known around the guys as "DING DONG". Okay!
Ashley has awesome radar for those pesky "wrong reasons" types. Apparently it's on the fritz!
HE SAID/SHE SAID
"I think I have some of the best looking guys!" -ASHLEY
"I want to kill William!" -MATTY
"HA HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY
"I've taken the stealth approach..." -CREEPY JEFF
"I feel like a million bucks." -WillIAm
"HA HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY
"We looooove you Ashley!!!!!!" -SOME RANDOM PAID EXTRAS IN VEGAS
"I have no idea how I'm going to handle this many men!" -ASHLEY
"She's not my type." -BENT-LEY
"HA HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY
"Everyone in there wishes they were ME!" -MICKEY
"I feel like we should flip a coin right now." -ASHLEY
"Per-FACT" -ASHLEY
"I would literally rather be like swimming in pee than trying to plan a wedding with her." -BENT-LEY
"Ashley. Gentlemen. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -HARRISONCREST
WillIAm, a bunch of stalkers, and Ashley
Memorable Moments:
They're in Vegas Baby!
Lots of rubberneckers out and about.
WillIAm practically has a nervous breakdown over getting fake married.
He says I do. She shoots him down. Oops!
Getting fake married? BEST first date ever!
Constantine, Ryan M., Chris, Ben F., Nick, Bent-ley, West, Lucas, Stephen, Blake, Matt, Ames and Ashley
Memorable Moments:
It was a 3 for 1 sale on Plaids!

No Rhythm Nation has more rhythm than The Best Men Crew. Who Knew!?
Two Type A Perfectionists would be twice as perfect. HA HA HA HA!

Bent-ley wants to cut out early and go play Black Jack. So do we, this episode is dull!
I'LL SEE ONE OF YOU IN VEGAS
Mickey and Ashley
Memorable Moments:
Sorry J.P. - no magic coin ride for you! On the flipside--his face is engraved on a coin. How fun is that!
Indecisive Ashley becomes obsessed with her every move being decided by her little magic coin. Wanna bet she still carries that coin in her pocket!?
The most dramatic rose or go date yet--flip a coin to see if you get the rose! That's awesome! Too bad she was just punking him!

WillIAm, Bent-ley, Mickey, West, Constantine, Ryan P., Ben C., Nick, Ames, Lucas, Creepy Jeff, That's What I'm Talkin' About J.P., Chris, Ben F., and Blake.
THE BROKEN HEARTED:

STEPHEN: She's not for me...I guess...
RYAN M.: Damn it! Now how am I going to complete my Harrisoncrest Scrapbook!?
THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
Does a fake wedding beget a fake honeymoon?!
How deep are the Bellagio fountains?
Anyone notice that when the guys are picking up Ashley, she makes a sound effect like she's the one lifting something heavy!?
BACHELORETTE FUN #2:
RYAN M.'S CREEPER SCRAPBOOK
RYAN M.'S CREEPER SCRAPBOOK
Unable to score some primo shots of Harrisoncrest at the rose ceremonies for his scrapbook, Ryan settles for the creeper instead ...

COMING UP NEXT WEEK...
Jenn:)
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