Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Let's Flip A Coin to Watch Next Week or Not...

I'm on plaid overload this episode! Plaid shirts. Plaid shorts. Plaid ties. Probably plaid undies too! And it would go without saying, but really, can we get a few more masks in here!?. Everywhere you look there's a creeper mask. There must have been a big sale down at the Masked Mountain Man Dress Barn. A little less DQ and a little more GQ por favor!

In an Amazing Nutshell: Ashley and her tiny dress got fake married to WillIAm in Vegas. It was a 3 for 1 sale on Plaids at Mountain Men R Us. What in the hell is a Jabbawockeez!? The Best Men got owned by No Rhythm Nation. Did you know Ashley is a dancer!? Bent-ley Bent-ley Bent-ley! Mickey and Ash have a flippin' magic coin date. The creeper broods about the mansion. Matt's having French toast when he gets home. Yummers! Ashley has terrible "here for the wrong reasons" radar. Overall, I give it 3 creepers. It was a snoozer!

THE ANNOYING LIST

The constant HA HA HA HAs!!! It's HA HA Ali 2.0! Uggh!

Brooding shots of the masked creeper in various places around the mansion. Lame!

CHEESY CLICHES & CATCH PHRASES

Journey

Vegas Baby!

Ready to fall in love again.

Here for the wrong reasons.

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

THAT'S HOT

Short Minis

Gray--it's the new black!

Plaid baby!

THAT'S SOOOO NOT HOT

Ashley eating half a slice of cake in one bite!

That look. Please no. Not ever again!

Ginger or Mary Ann?

Creepy Masks paired with Skull Caps. Not so much!

CHEESY FUN FACTS

When he grows up, WillIAm wants to be a stand-up comedienne!

West has never been to Vegas before.

Bent-ley's very competitive...

Ashley loves Mama's Boys.

Nick's a bit of a line dancer in his spare time...

WillIAm is known around the guys as "DING DONG". Okay!

Ashley has awesome radar for those pesky "wrong reasons" types. Apparently it's on the fritz!

HE SAID/SHE SAID

"I think I have some of the best looking guys!" -ASHLEY

"I want to kill William!" -MATTY

"HA HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY

"I've taken the stealth approach..." -CREEPY JEFF

"I feel like a million bucks." -WillIAm

"HA HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY

"We looooove you Ashley!!!!!!" -SOME RANDOM PAID EXTRAS IN VEGAS

"I have no idea how I'm going to handle this many men!" -ASHLEY

"She's not my type." -BENT-LEY

"HA HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY

"Everyone in there wishes they were ME!" -MICKEY

"I feel like we should flip a coin right now." -ASHLEY

"Per-FACT" -ASHLEY

"I would literally rather be like swimming in pee than trying to plan a wedding with her." -BENT-LEY

"Ashley. Gentlemen. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -HARRISONCREST

WANT TO MAKE A SPLASH IN VEGAS? I DO!

WillIAm, a bunch of stalkers, and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

They're in Vegas Baby!

Lots of rubberneckers out and about.

Ashley tries to shove a piece of cake up WillIAm's nose! Ha. Ha.

How to lose a guy in 1 Date: Wedding Overload!

WillIAm practically has a nervous breakdown over getting fake married.

He says I do. She shoots him down. Oops!

Getting fake married? BEST first date ever!

Rowing in the Bellagio fountains!

IN SIN CITY, BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Constantine, Ryan M., Chris, Ben F., Nick, Bent-ley, West, Lucas, Stephen, Blake, Matt, Ames and Ashley


Memorable Moments:


It was a 3 for 1 sale on Plaids!

Jabbawockeez is to Jabba the Hut as Chippendales is to a bunch of dorks dancing. Or something like that...

The Best Men Crew: Stephen, Chris, Constantine, Ames, Ryan M., Matt

No Rhythm Nation: Bent-ley, Ben F., West, Lucas, Blake, Nick

No Rhythm Nation has more rhythm than The Best Men Crew. Who Knew!?

They decide to go rob a bank instead!

Two Type A Perfectionists would be twice as perfect. HA HA HA HA!

Ashley practically gets on her knees and begs Bent-ley to please please please stay. Gag!

Bent-ley wants to cut out early and go play Black Jack. So do we, this episode is dull!

LOVE IS A GAMBLE
I'LL SEE ONE OF YOU IN VEGAS


Mickey and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Sorry J.P. - no magic coin ride for you! On the flipside--his face is engraved on a coin. How fun is that!

What genius decided to make this date a coin flippin' extravaganza!? Wouldn't strip poker have been just a little more interesting?!

Getting harnessed to go on a wine selection journey. Awesome or kind of weird? You be the judge.

Indecisive Ashley becomes obsessed with her every move being decided by her little magic coin. Wanna bet she still carries that coin in her pocket!?

Wine and stingrays. Sexy!

The most dramatic rose or go date yet--flip a coin to see if you get the rose! That's awesome! Too bad she was just punking him!

A surprise concert by Colbie Caillat. A confused Mickey wonders, "Who is Colbie Caillat??"

GETTING ROSED - 18 DOWN TO 15:

WillIAm, Bent-ley, Mickey, West, Constantine, Ryan P., Ben C., Nick, Ames, Lucas, Creepy Jeff, That's What I'm Talkin' About J.P., Chris, Ben F., and Blake.

THE BROKEN HEARTED:

MATT: Bummer! Hey ma, throw some French toast on the stove cause I'm coming home! Woohoo!

STEPHEN: She's not for me...I guess...

RYAN M.: Damn it! Now how am I going to complete my Harrisoncrest Scrapbook!?

THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

Does a fake wedding beget a fake honeymoon?!

How deep are the Bellagio fountains?

Anyone notice that when the guys are picking up Ashley, she makes a sound effect like she's the one lifting something heavy!?

BACHELORETTE FUN #2:
RYAN M.'S CREEPER SCRAPBOOK

Unable to score some primo shots of Harrisoncrest at the rose ceremonies for his scrapbook, Ryan settles for the creeper instead ...

Day 1: Double Mask!

Day 2: Creeper on the Crapper

Day 3: Creeper Cleaning Up the Dump

Day 4: A Mask-nick

COMING UP NEXT WEEK...

An unruly flash mob of Ash-Glee dancers! Oh boy...

Jenn:)

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