Friday, June 17, 2011

Bachelorette Phuket: Love Hangover Edition

A fresh start for our little perky bachelorette! But first, we get to relive Bent-ley-D-Bag all over again! Drink up! But the consolation prize, a trip to Phuket Thailand! WOOHOO! I've never seen so many dudes shriek like girls over going to Thailand.

Bachelorette Phuket: Love Hangover - The dudes arrive in Phuket, hook up with crazy Chang while Constantine is out prancing around with Ashley. What curfew? They figure awe phuket, let's get a drink on the beach! Blake is jealous that they invited Captain Sunshine Ryan to join them so he spikes a bag of marshmallows to fix him! Everyone drinks to Ashley, love, and A-M-A-Z-I-N-G journeys and next thing they know they wake up in Bangkok with a drug running monkey, Blake's got a tattoo of Ryan's smile on his face, Ames is missing a finger, and JP is gone. Many shenanigans later, they race by boat to the rose ceremony to arrive just in time to see Ashley give Ryan the final rose. Or something like that...

How This Snoozefest Really Happened In an Amazing Nutshell: Woohoo we're going to #&@%#!! Bent-ley, Bent-ley, Bent-ley. Sorry Constantine, no sea for you! Hopeless Ashley is now hopeful again. Pinky swear! Captain Sunshine takes over the group date orphanage project. Ben F. is like a happier Picasso. Ames is so funny! But, what's with the white pants!? Everyone hates on Ryan, because damn it!, he's not Mr. Grumpy Pants! Broken-hearted West heads westward ho...me!

THE ANNOYING LIST

Oh no, the HA HA HA HAs are baaaaack!

Ashley's constant tugging of her dress to keep it from falling off.

CHEESY CLICHES AND CATCH PHRASES

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!

DOT...DOT...DOT... Gag!

THAT'S HOT

Apparently grey is the bomb, according the "Grey Brigade!"

Chunky rings

The cute boy painter look!

THAT'S SOOOO NOT HOT

The daisy duke look--not so much--especially at an orphanage!

CHEESY FUN FACTS

Phuket is pronounced #%@$#!. Oh it isn't? It's actually POO-ket.

Ashley has never been to Asia before.

Blake likens Ashley to a piece of fruit.

Ben F. can't paint. Or so he says...

Nick can shake a mean hula hoop!

Ames previously took some cooking lessons in Phuket. Hmmm...

Ames has been to over 70 countries.

HE SAID/SHE SAID

"I have 12 guys here. And they're HOT. HA HA HA HA!" -ASHLEY

"I'm still thinking about Bent-ley when I go on these dates!" -ASHLEY

"She's just freakin' rad!" -RYAN

"I get along with all the guys..." -RYAN

"Last minute is the best minute." -AMES

"Nerdy is a good thing!" -ASHLEY

"What, you can't hang with the fact that I'm fricken happy a lot!? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not grumpy. My bad!" -CAPTAIN SUNSHINE RYAN

"There are no rules..." -HARRISONCREST

"Ashley. Gentleman. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -HARRISONCREST

LET'S SEA PHUKET TOGETHER

Constantine and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Nick performed a rain dance and ruined their sea adventure. Or something like that...

Constantine demonstrates like a pro how to get a girl wet your first date...

Constantine is puzzled by the awesome mystery that is Ashley.

Shopping for souvenirs! Advice from wise old Phuket-ians. Good times!

Cheers to our quaint koozies! And sweating like a beast! Okay...

Random running sprees! This date is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! We are totally bored...

5 Thumbs up to all the fluffy pillows!

Wet shorts are awesome!

LET'S MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

Ben F., J.P., Blake, Mickey-Dog, West, Ben C., Nick, Lucas, William, Ryan and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Cute boys fixing up an orphanage. Awe!

Ryan self-appoints himself project manager and assigns the dudes tasks. Then he spritzes himself with a few extra rays of sunshine and skips to the lou around the place. The dudes are not amused. Neither are we...

Ben F.'s Ryan Meter hit maximum flux capacitor overload!!!

Ben F. and Ashley paint a mural together. It will be enhanced by a black leather couch! It's for the kids you know ;-)

Ashley: "Do you think you can pick me up? Ahhhh HA HA HA HA!!!!"

IT'S MORE ROMANTIC IN THE RAIN

Ames and Ashley

Memorable Moments:

Ames runs in a sort of "Cheerio" way...

Ames is sooo funny today!

The Professor and Mary Ann go on a boat ride to Gilligan's Island. Or something like that...

Ashley feels like they're on the Titanic or something. If by Titanic, she means really tiny boat...

Ames sea kayaks them into some mysterious caves.

They dress alike at dinner. As an added bonus they also match the tablecloth!

They have a lot in common--they're both nerds!

Ames totally gives it his seal of approval, indeed!

Mary Ann didn't kiss The Professor. But they had sparkling and humorous conversation! Snooze!

GETTING ROSED
12 DOWN TO 11:

Constantine, Ben F., Ames, WOOO Lucas, Ryan, J.P., Nick, Mickey, Blake, WillIAm, and Ben C.

THE BROKEN HEARTED:

WEST: Let it all hang out...Life is love.

THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

Holy cow! Ashley has insecurities?! Who knew!?

Do you think Ben F. and Constantine do each other's hair!?

BACHELORETTE FUN #4
BENT-LEY, BENT-LEY,
BENT-LEY COUNT

How many times did Ashley say Bent-ley this episode? I passed out and lost count at some point. Do you know? Comment below...

COMING UP NEXT WEEK...

I'm not sure what's worse. Being knocked out or being knocked out while wearing hot pink shorts and accessories. HA HA HA HA!

Jenn:)

2 comments:

HP said...

Ashley said Bentley approximately 18 times...I counted.

The Girl In The Red Heels said...

Awesome :) Thanks!

Jenn