Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Don't Poke The Bear, The ATFR, & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

From Austin Texas all the way to South Africa, meet the Womacks! Or is it the Picklesimers!? Or something like that... After a big cry fest with the fam, Brad gets down to business!

The MOST dramatic finale ever??? I give it 3 My Gods! 2 Babes. 4 I really dos. And half a dozen No doubt about its! Woot Woot!

HE SAID/SHE SAID


"My family NEEDS to like these women!" -Brad

"He's a catch!" -Chantal

"I've really traveled the world for this guy." -Chantal

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA

MEET THE PARENTS


Brad's Family and Chantal

Memorable Moments:

While Chantal relates love moments from their "journey" to the family, Brad kneads his hands to death! Okay...

Mom questions how Chantal could fall in love so quick...

They have been living in La La Land and she steals words from his mouth. Or something like that...

She's so in love with him and ready to change her life for him!

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA

MEET THE PARENTS


Brad's Family and Emily

Memorable Moments:

Brad nearly slaps his hands off when Emily rings the door bell! That boy is excited!!!

Wes notices that Emily is more reserved than Chantal.

Wes really hopes Brad's really got his thinking cap on in this situation!

Emily's being such a lady makes Brad want to be a better guy. Awe!

His brother Wes thinks he'd be a damn good father!

Emily makes Mom cry when she calls Brad her Angel. Awe!

WHO DOES THE FAMILY LIKE?


Chantal - Beautiful, great personality, precious, sweet, wonderful, warm, open. Mom can see her in the real world.

Emily - Reserved, not as outgoing. Strong woman.

The sister in laws like Emily because she's a mom and gets "their world!"

Mom thinks Emily is the whole package.

They choose Emily!

LAST CHANCE CHANTAL - GANSBAAHI

Memorable Moments:

Brad thinks she's fun and adventurous and she's tough. So what the heck, let's swim with sharks!

He hopes she might wrestle one!

She wants a ring on her finger because he sucks!

Good times!

Swimming with sharks is a great way to test out a marriage. Okay!

Brad sums it up as: a perfect girl, a perfect date, a perfect experience. Uh oh, red flags!

It feels like he's known her for five years!

A Message in a Bottle! No, it's a map! With red dots and places they've visited.

"Bradley," he likes that!

LAST CHANCE EMILY - CAPE TOWN

Memorable Moments:

They miss each other. Awe!

Chantal got sharks. Emily gets the Cape of Good Hope. No contest!

She reminds him with her and Ricki, there's NO more bachelor pad, pizza, and beer! Doh!

She is painfully insecure.

More wind!

The most awkward talk about being a dad ever! Not to mention fidgeting, sweating, and face scratching. Yikes!

2 DOWN TO 1:

Bye Bye Chantal...

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS:

It doesn't make sense...I feel really stupid.

GETTING ROSED:

Emily. Meet The Bear! Oh Boy...


AFTER THE FINAL ROSE:
BRAD & EMILY + CHANTAL

TOP TEN THINGS WE GOT
OUT OF THE ATFR:


1. Chantal ponders why she always has to cry... Ahem!

2. Chantal beats a dead horse. Brad beats around a bush. Tears are shed. Somewhere in a dark room, Fleiss does a fist pump.

3. Brad finally found his girl!

4. It's the Mystery of the Missing Wedding! Details!

5. Shocker! Brad and Emily have broken up at least once...

6. Sweeeeet little Emily can be tough!

7. Brad: I'm engaged to this woman. I'm not letting her go. I'm fighting for her.

8. Emily: I'm engaged, BUT there's no way in hell I'm movin' to Austin or gettin' hiched today! Ooooooh!

9. If Emily had been diving with sharks or sliding down "friggin'" lines, she'd be FUN too!

10. Brad "Poke the Bear" Womack has a bit of a temper...

THINGS TO PONDER

Is Brad's twin a fraternal twin or an identical? Because there are some very noticeable differences to their facial features. Or did Chad get plastic surgery after Bachelor Brad 1 so that women, who were mistaking him for Brad, would quit slapping him all the time?

Jenn:)

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