Thursday, February 17, 2011

Women Scorned and 1 Scared Bachelor & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

This week it's Bachelor Brad: Swimsuit Edition! From lackluster one-on-one dates to the group date from hell, it was not a pretty sight. But on the positive side, if you didn't know who Bankie Banx was, you do now! Anguilla--good times!

THE ANNOYING LIST


Whining and crying. Enough already!

Robot Brad 2.0. Loosen up a little dude!

THINGS THAT WERE HOT

Purple makes a come back in Anguilla!

Rockin' the tiny fedora!

Frozen mojitos!

THINGS THAT WERE NOT HOT

Nothing says lovin' like a tramp stamp! Or not...

Grandma's slippers? Not so much...

CHEESY FUN FACTS

Ashley H. is a total Baywatch fan!

Brad Womack is no wounded soul!

Michelle's done some modeling before...

HE SAID/SHE SAID


"Just you and I kid." -Grandpa Brad to Emily

"I try to be cool and tough and all that but I fail miserably." -Brad

"Britt and Brad. Although it sounds really cute. Not only do I not see them getting married. I don't know if I even see them friending each other on Facebook." -Michelle

"WHOOOOO!" -Brad

"Group dates SUCK!" -Michelle

"Nice night." -Brad

"There's a BUT, here..." -Brad

"I gotta show these girls up!" -Michelle

"Your body language sucks with me!" -Chantal to Mr. Roboto Brad

"I'd like to think I'm a pretty decent guy." -Brad

"If I go home tonight I'm going to be %$#@!%& pissed!" -Michelle

"I'm breaking protocol for you." Rebel Brad to the Ladies

"Ladies. Brad. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -Harrisoncrest

"I'm a lucky guy. I really am." -Brad

THREE THINGS I WOULD BRING
TO A DESERTED ISLAND:

PICNIC LUNCH, CHAMPAGNE, EMILY


Emily and Brad

Memorable Moments:

A helicopter? SHUT UP!

He calls her Em. Awe!

Brad's a knee slapper! Fun times!

Sandy Island? SHUT UP!

Brad's itching for his therapist when he can't figure out why he's so tense around Emily...

Brad: "We're losing the sun. And we're gaining the moon." Thanks Captain Obvious!

The SIGH...

Brad rebels and breaks some rules! Oooooh!

LET'S FIND LOVE ON THE STREETS OF ANGUILLA

Shawntel and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Riding bikes and waving to strangers! Good times!

Shawntel's perfect date? Hanging out at a farmer's market. Okay...

Nothing says Anguilla like drinking of out big melonish fruit, jump roping, and slamming dominoes!

Brad nearly bought the farm tripping through some jump rope! His bad!

Holy cow! It's Aunt Jemima. Love her pancake syrup. Mmm Mmm good!

Shawtel likes how friendly Brad is. HELLO! He lives in Texas. It's what we do!

Brad takes Shawntel and some goats for a picnic.

Kissing in the rain!

Let's make out to Bankie Banx! He's Anguilla's answer to Justin Bieber. So. Very. Um. Interesting?

She thinks it's the most romantic time in her life. I think it's the wine talking...

LET'S SET SAIL ON THE SEA OF LOVE

Britt and Brad

Memorable Moments

No rose Britt so you're totally coming home for sure...

A yacht? SHUT UP!

Cliff diving. How romantic! Or not...

As usual, Britt was a total weenie! But she jumped for a couple of Scooby Snacks!

We kept hoping Brad would feed Britt!

Brad has no urge to grab Britt and kiss her. He really doesn't.

Here's where the BUT comes in...

How does it end? Dumped on a dinghy!

THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW LOVE

Ashley, Chantal, Michelle and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Am I dreaming? No that's really Brad sneaking into your room at 2am!

You're in a Sports Illustrated Photo Shoot! WHAT?!?!?!

MJ Day: "Are you ready to feel sexy?" Um...Michelle thinks she looks atrocious and feels disgusting. Chantal feels like a "fatty." She regrets pigging out the last few days. Whoops!

Ashley: "NO BOOBS!"

Ashely was NOT going to take that top off. Unless she could cover up with tiny shells. Okay...

The girls all get competitive. Brad gets nervous.

Brad's reaction to Chantal taking her top off? "Oh! Oh! Oooohkay. It's off!"

We think, good grief! That's a really large black box!

Brad: "I think kissing Michelle went a little too far." Brilliant strategery Brad!

Ashley feels like Brad's kid sister. Um, gross?!

Brad's being closed off is secretly a true sign of respect for the ladies--in a very strange way. Or something like that...

Ashley: "You're scaring me" Like 100 times! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

They drank their sorrows away! And then the alcohol made them moody...The. Group. Date. From. Hell.

Chantal gives Brad love. Ashley gives him hair extensions. Ashley gets rosed. Go figure...

Smile for me? OK, no smiles then...

You OK? OK, guess not...

GETTING ROSED

Ashley, Emily, Shawntel, and Chantal.

As excited as the ladies were that Michelle went home, smiles quickly gave way to horror as they realized they'd lost their hairdresser!

GETTING BROKEN HEARTED +
A FEW LOVELY PARTING SHOTS


Britt: "It wasn't meant to be."

Michelle: "Snooooooze!"

THINGS TO PONDER


Do you think Brad will friend Britt on Facebook!?

BACHELOR FUN #7
GIVE HIM
THE BEST. EXIT. EVER!


Refuse to take his hand!

If he asks you if you want to talk. Say a simple but emphatic, "NO!"

As the limo rides off in the moonlight, lay down and take a nap sleepyhead. You've earned it!

Jenn:)

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