Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Brad Meets the Fockers & Other Thoughts to Ponder...

It's Bachelor Brad: Meet the Fockers! Whooo!

Brad broods in his spiffy newsboy cap while trying to remember some things about his final four chicas. Oh yeah, um...Chantal's a cry baby. Ashley's bubbly. Shawntel's drama-free. Emily's got a ton of baggage but she's wifey material. Okay...

The bottom line we learned from this episode? Chris Harrisoncrest is the only therapist you need Brad. He and his little sweater vest are awesome!

THINGS THAT WERE HOT

Chunky Rings!

The one-shoulder dress.

THINGS THAT WERE NOT HOT

Fingerless Gloves. Especially in cold weather!

The newsboy hat? On Brad, not so much...

CHEESY FUN FACTS


Chantal lives only four blocks from mom and dad. With her dog. And 2 cats. Meow!

Ashley speaks French. Brad speaks Spanish and doesn't even know it!

HE SAID/SHE SAID


"What I can't deal with in a relationship is an emotional roller coaster!" -Brad

"I'm not going to end up with a guy my parent's don't like." -Chantal

"I'll be a damned good father!" -Brad

"What. In. The. Hell. Is my problem!?" -Brad

"I guess I'm just a weird guy." -Brad

"Ladies. Brad. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -Harrisoncrest

SEATTLE, WA

Chantal and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Brad can see himself hanging out in Seattle. A LOT!!!

YEAH, we'll be in Austin!

Table Turner Chantal: "If they don't like you then you're OUT!"

Boca likes to bite. But he wouldn't bite Brad. Brad thinks Boca's a good judge of character. I think it's that Brad just doesn't taste very good...

Her dog and cats aren't going anywhere! It's a package deal Brad! Boca, Jinxy and Bailey are coming to Austin! Woohoo! Or not woohoo...

Booyah! Dad's wearing Brad's favorite color! And they're both self-made men! Awe!

Blessing #1? Check!

MADAWASKA, ME

Ashley and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Did I say "Si"? Oui!

Poutine - you can't eat that with a FORK! Like Duh Brad!

What date conversation? She was busy checking out his crowns. Sexy!

OMG Lobster! SHUT UP!

Vegetables on the honor system? AMAZING!

Lots of squealing!!! Make it stop!!!!

Um, apparently there was just the one couch in the house...

Ashley's sister is the girl with the dragon tattoo! For reals!

Brad in plaid with the dad!

Blessing #2? ???

CHICO, CA

Shawntel and Brad

Memorable Moments:

SHUT UP! Did we just see a commercial for Shawntel's family's funeral home!? How. Very. Odd...

Crypts. Cremation. How. Not. Romantic...

It's the crematory! Run, Brad, Run! Bwahahaha!

Brad gets comfy on the embalming table. OMG, Shawntel accidentally embalms Brad! Or something like that...

Shawntel: "Are you like creeped out OR WHAT!" Yeah. We are!

Dad Rick: "No rose for you!" Dad's wise beyond his years!

Shawntel's never leaving Chico. Not if the Newton family has anything to say about it...

Blessing #3? A very fishy "Check..."

CHARLOTTE, NC

Emily, Ricky Tick and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Brad would be shy around himself too!

A butterfly kite! SHUT UP!

A hug means he cares so much more than a kiss! It really does!

Grandpa Brad finally kisses Emily! See, it wasn't so bad!

Blessing #4? ???

GETTING ROSED

Ashley, Emily, and Chantal.

GETTING BROKEN HEARTED +
A FEW LOVELY PARTING SHOTS


Shawntel: I didn't see this coming...

THINGS TO PONDER


Anyone else think that to film at the funeral home they had to agree to run a commercial as part of the show!? My thoughts exactly!

What's with the blurring out of some of the paintings!?

Where was the rest of Emily's family?

BACHELOR FUN #8
DRESS PUZZLER

Which one of these dresses doesn't belong in the grand color scheme of things?!

Jenn:)

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