Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Bachelor Brad: Fear Factor & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

THE place to find love? Costa Rica! THE place to bring out the crazy in your women ? Costa Rica! Thanks Costa Rica! And I think we saw more shots of animals and bugs than we did the ladies this week! Thought I was suddenly watching Animal Planet! Ashley H. was so paranoid she thought her mic was a bug! Ha. Ha. Good times!

We transform from Bachelor Brad Therapy Edition to The Bachelor: Fear Factor edition! So. Awesome! Chantal totally scores points for this amusing moment where she freaks Alli out with a huge crunchy beetle and Alli tosses her drink at the beetle. Or was it at Chantal? ;-)

One thing for sure, whether Michelle's predictions for Brad come true or not, if Brad can't man up and make a decision down the road, she's got the balls to do it for him! Run, Brad Run! Michelle wears the pants in this relationship!

THINGS THAT WERE HOT

Braids!

Animal Print--on a Scarf. Meow!

Being rain soaked in Brad's shirt. "Good God!"

THINGS THAT WERE NOT HOT

Full On Animal Print? Not so much...

Heart Shaped Glasses--Really!? Maybe for 4 year olds...

CHEESY FUN FACTS

Brad's really good at The Silent Game! Uh oh!

Brad totally hit a 3 for 1 sale on Polos! And the girls snapped up blue tank tops! SCORE!

Alli's afraid of bugs that CRUNCH when you step on them. Ewe!

Emily scares Brad.

Michelle scares Brad. Badly!

HE SAID/SHE SAID

"I'm so fortunate to be given a second chance at finding love." - Brad (On TV at least that is...)

"I'm ready to get down and dirty in the jungle with Brad." -Ashley H.

"WHOOOOOOO!" -Brad

"I hope Chantal gets attacked by monkeys. Or Apes!" -Michelle

"I hate group dates. I HATE THEM!" -Michelle

"Watching Brad take his shirt off makes you want to go home and $#@% yourself." -Michelle

"It would have been awesome if we'd went down together." -Jackie to Brad

"I'm not looking for a type. All I'm looking for is a connection." -Brad

"If he can't make a decision, I'll be forced to take matters into my own hands." -Michelle

"I'm really terrified of poisonous jungle bugs." -Alli

"WHOOOOOOO!" -Brad

"I'm getting up there. I'm an older guy." -Grandpa Brad

"If you end up with Chantal. It will be a huge mistake." -Psychic Michelle to Brad

"I really do care so damn much." -Brad (He really does!)

"I know that I'm supposed to be here." -Michelle (So says the voices in her head...)

"Ladies. Brad. It's the final rose tonight. When you're ready." -Harrisoncrest

CLOSE YOUR EYES, HOLD ON TIGHT,
LOVE IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT


Chantal and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Chantal always gets the cool stuff! She really does.

No tears! Just bring the rain!

Brad: "BOOM! She's SAFE! HA. HA. HA. HA!" Okay...

Ziplining with Chantal? Perfect!

No monkey attacks, just more rain!

She likes his cute comfies.

Brad: "This could happen every night."

LOVE SPRINGS ETERNAL

Jackie, Michelle, Emily, Ashley H., Shawntel, Britt and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Britt: "What have we gotten ourselves into?!"

Rappelling down a waterfall? Totally romantic! Or not!

Michelle throws a few punches Brad's way after she kicks Fraidy Jackie off the cliff! Or something like that...

Never make a pact with a She Devil!

Brad and Michelle color coordinated their outfits. Awe!

Brad learns a valuable lesson about women. And there wasn't even a therapist in sight! He can't please them all no matter how much he tries!

Michelle's not trying to be a "bitch" at all, BUT...

Brad can't put himself in Michelle's shoes... Cause he's not crazy!

MEET ME AT THE ALTAR

Alli and Brad

Memorable Moments:

Altar? SHUT UP!

Brad takes 2 tiny horses and Alli on date. It's gonna be a tough decision!

Alli is seeking that date glow. Instead she gets cave of freaky times!

Bats and spiders! Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whaa!

Turns out the altar is some natural stone stairs. Okay...

What IS this? It's chicken!

Sinking into the water was a metaphor for their relationship. Or something like that...

GETTING ROSED

Chantal, Ashley H., Emily, Britt, Shawntel, Michelle

GETTING BROKEN HEARTED +
A FEW LOVELY PARTING SHOTS

Alli - I feel so dumb!

Jackie - What's wrong with me?

THINGS TO PONDER

Think anyone watching this show who applies to be on it in the future will fess up to their true fears? "Yeah I'm really scared of romantic dates and shopping! Totally!"

Seriously, what was up with the 2 tiny ponies that followed along on Alli and Brad's date. Were they local guides? Some strays Brad picked up on the way over? Local Costa Rican fans of The Bachelor who were stalking Brad!?

BACHELOR FUN #6
1 ROSE, 6 LOVELY
CONTESTANTS:


We all watched The Bachelor: Animal Planet Edition last night. Spiders, monkeys, bats, horses, I was having trouble sorting them out from the ladies. Just sayin'. In the group date setting, who should Brad have given the rose to? Vote up top/right in the poll...

Chatty Cow

Crazy Monkey

Crunchy Beetle

Slimy Frog

Sinister Spider

Runaway Horse

Jenn:)

2 comments:

Patti said...

So glad I stumbled across your blog. Fabulously hilarious recap! Way more fun than the show! Bravo.

The Girl In The Red Heels said...

Thanks Patti! The show gives me so much good material to work with :) Ha!

Jenn:)