Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Bachelor Pad Episode #4 - Like What Does Shallow Mean?!

Dumb Smart Girl
Word of the Day

Shallow - Lacking depth; superficial.

Let the bitch fest begin with a delicious survey! I would have voted them all shallow ;) As for Wes, gotta love a Texas boy--whoo, haven't heard the word britches in like ages!

WHAT NOT/TO WEAR:

NOT - The Rambo/Landscaper look isn't doing anything for us!

PROBABLY NOT - If you have to cuss and use your teeth to get your cufflinks on, maybe go without...

YES - Bold Necklaces!

WICKED FUN FACTS:

Krisily has always been the one's who's picked on in life. C'est la vie!

Even Natalie thinks she's the dumbest person in the house!

Natalie's ultimate goal in life? To get married! It's just been one hell of a long bachelorette party!

Wes knows how sensitive women can be.

When Natalie is upset she likes to squat in the corner of the shower and cry. Fun times!

Until Bachelor Pad, Kiptyn's never been in a helicopter.

Elizabeth gives Kovacs butterflies. Awe.

The rules according to Kovacs? 2nd dates=make out city!

Jesse B.'s favorite food is steak and potatoes. Peyton's is corn dogs and funnel cakes.

Champagne and vodka don't mix. Neither do Jesse B. and Peyton...

CRY FEST COUNT:

Elizabeth
Natalie
Tenley

HE SAID/SHE SAID:

"Can we quit bending over and blowing smoke up each other's asses?" -Wes

"We're all going to send someone home Jackass." -David

"Or what?" -David

"Or what?" -Wed

"Or what?" -David

"Or what?" -Wes

"I've never met more people in my life full of more @#!%!" -Wes

"Dave ripped his britches tonight with me." -Wes

"Krisily is everybody's enemy because she's straight up just a bitch." -Natalie

"I don't really even know what shallow means??." -Elizabeth

"You're not supposed to CHUUUUG a martini!!!" -Peyton

"When a guy's burping in your face that doesn't really make you feel special." -Peyton

TELL THE TRUTH CHALLENGE

Who do most of you believe is going to win?

A: Kiptyn

Who is your biggest enemy?

A: Krisily

Who is the most shallow?

A: Elizabeth

Who is the dumbest?

A: Gwen

Who do you secretly have a crush on?

A: Dave

Who will be a bridesmaid but never a bride?

A: Natalie

Who is considered to be the biggest jerk by the group?

A: Wes

Who has the worst boob job?

A: Elizabeth

Getting Rosed: Tenley and Jesse B.

GET READY FOR AN ISLAND ESCAPE FOR TWO

Kiptyn and Tenley

Memorable Moments:

Ziplining makes Tenley's hands "slippering."

LOTS of SCREAMING!!! Make it stop!!!

Ziplining is AMAZING!

Tenley wins the champange cork pop toss for the night!

They're both self-styled dorks!

THE SKY IS THE LIMIT

Peyton and Jesse B.

Memorable Moments:

There's a spark beginning there!

Petyon thought they were in Pearl Harbor. Okay!

Yeehaw they're both country folk!

Vodka makes Jesse B. KA-RAZY!

Buuuuuurrrrrrp!" -Jesse B.

Her eyes are awesome and that's the only reason she's on this date. HA. HA. HA!

He tried to put his finger up her nose. Cause he's like 4. Nasty!

He's like an immature teenager and she's like his babysitter. And not in a hot way either!

Aaaaand that spark is waaaaay gone!

13 DOWN TO 11:

Tenley and her little birds and animal friends too, Tattoo Jesse B., I Love Bears Natalie, Man Code Angry Dude David, Who? Gwen, Benedict Nikki, Dumb Smart Girl Elizabeth, "Kovacs" Jesse K., Abs Kiptyn, Perky Ashley, and Air Craft Carrier Peyton.

SOME LOVELY PARTING SHOTS:

Wes: People came to party. I stand up for what I believe in. Mark my words!

Krisily: I wish very good luck to anyone who is not Kovacs, Elizabeth, Tenley and Kiptyn because they're going to be the final four. I do hold a grudge...

NEXT WEEK...

3 of those witches go home!

Jenn:)

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