Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Bachelor Pad Episode #2 Dumb Smart Girl Loves Dumb Sack of Nails

DUMB SMART GIRL
WORD OF THE DAY

Behooves - To be appropriate or necessary.

Episode two and we're already back stabbing and bitching away! Gotta love it. To sum up, Natalie and Jesse B. went bust, Dumb and Dumber had a shower together, and Gia lost her marbles! Craig's got wonder hair, Nikki is turncoat Benedict Nikki, and Natalie likes to befriend all the dudes. Classy!

In case you need a chart to figure out all the cliques amongst these high schoolers:

INSIDERS VS. OUTSIDERS:

Insiders:

Elizabeth, Tenley, Natalie, Ashley

Kovacs, David, Kiptyn, Wes

Outsiders:

Peyton, Krisily, Gwen, Gia, Jessie

Craig M., Weatherman, Jesse B.

The Benedicts:

Nikki

WHAT NOT/TO WEAR:

NOT: Sonny Crockett is calling McDangerous and he wants his white jacket back. Or he'll go all Miami Vice on your A$!

MAYBE: The Lavender Sisters. What was with Kovacs, Jesse B., and Kiptyn all wearing shades of lavender? They were so drooling over Harrisoncrest's purple polkadot tie! OK, no they weren't....

NOT! Oh good grief, not agaaaaain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES - That's the spirit, checks/gingham look for a pie eating contest!

NOT! Checks and polkadots for a rose ceremony - Harrisoncrest, a purple clown is calling and he wants his checks and polkadots back!

NOT! Wes blinds us with his neon green shimmy shirt.

NOT! Taking hat advice from McDangerous? It's like sooo dangerous!

NOT! Bjork's calling Natalie. She wants her tutu back like yesterday!

WICKED FUN FACTS:

Natalie's not too sharp with math.

Jesse thinks stuff is like RAD ya know!

Pie is NOT Elizabeth's idea of breakfast.

Krisily doesn't have a gallbladder.

David eats six meals a day.

McDangerous's hair is a multi purpose tool. For reals!

Gia always roots for the underdog. Like McDangerous???

Strategizing gives Krisily goosebumps.

The insider dudes make fun of Weatherman.

Gia has a lot of scars.

Nikki thinks being in the middle is really hard!

Kovacs says he's dumber than a bag of nails! Okaay...

LOVE FEST:

Natalie & Jesse B.

Dumb Smart Girl loves Dumb Sack of Nails

David & Jessie

CRY FEST COUNT:


Come on ladies! Man up!

Tenley
Natalie
Jessie
Nikki

HE SAID/SHE SAID:

"Jesse Beck. WOOOH! Yeah, he's cute!" -Natalie

"I don't want to cry because I'm so NOT that girl!" -Krisily

"I sure didn't want to be seein' the girls throw up!" -David

"I'm pretty sure Tenley vomited into the pie and continued to eat. That's pretty gross." -Kovacs

"My hair is a multi-purpose tool. It looks good. The ladies love it. And it can soak up some pie." -McDangerous

"I think Weatherman is more of a threat than I initially thought." -Kovacs

"I want to see an outsider win." -Krisily

^%$#! &^%$! Weatherman! *&^%$! -Gia tells off Weatherman!

"When I give someone my word. It's done!" -Gia with her fingers crossed behind her back!

"Why am I so dumb? You know what I am. I'm a dumb smart girl." -Elizabeth

"I got no strategy." -Wes

"Gia is more girlfriend material than Natalie." -Jesse B.

"These girls are going to stab each other in the back at breakfast tomorrow." -David

PIE HOLE CHALLENGE:

Getting Rosed: Gia & Weatherman

Whaaa!

Forecast is good for this cherry pie!

Um..WTH?!

Forecast calls for rain! Okaay...

REVEAL YOUR TRUE SELVES. NO BRUSHES ALLOWED

Gwen, Peyton, Ashley and Weatherman

Memorable Moments:


That date--was all business! Sorry Weatherman...

Bikini body painting. He was stoked. They were not so stoked...

Are you ready for SPEEDO: THE SEQUEL??! No, no, we're not. Never. Ever...

:-(

HA. HA. HA!

Peyton's like a human merry-go-round. Who wants a ride!?

It was mission accomplished for the puppet master.

Weatherman's pick to date? Gwen.
Gwen's reaction? Not in a MILLION YEARS!

Rosed: Gwen
Dumped: Peyton and Ashley

LOVE IS INTENSE

Wes, Craig, Jesse B., and Gia
Memorable Moments:

She drew from a bowl full of Jesse Becks. Awesome!

Gia promises Craig the rose. Not so fast!

Henna heart tattoos. Awe!

Wes and Gia and a Moroccan massage. Bye Bye McDangerous!

She has the power to change the game. Head says Craig. Heart says Wes. Aaaaand, she blew it!

Rosed: Wes
Dumped: Craig M. and Jesse B.

17 DOWN TO 15:

Tenley and her little birds and animal friends too, Tattoo Jesse B., I Love Bears Natalie, Man Code Angry Dude David, Who? Gwen, WEATHERMAN Jonathan, Sideburns Nikki, Cheatin' Wes, Bitchy Krisily, Dumb Smart Girl Elizabeth, "Kovacs" Jesse K., Abs Kiptyn, Perky Ashley, Air Craft Carrier Peyton, and Model Gia.

SOME LOVELY PARTING SHOTS:

McDangerous: Tough when you're an outsider. Gia lied!

Jessie: My whole plan backfired!

THINGS TO PONDER:

Just what is a dumb smart girl?

What is it about Wes that turns girls into stupes?

NEXT WEEK...

The witch hunt begins!

Jenn:)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i love your blog! i look forward to your posts after each episode!

The Girl In The Red Heels said...

Thanks :)