Sunday, August 8, 2010

Ali Picks Roberto, The ATFR, & Other Thoughts To Ponder

Can you feeeeeeel the love tonight? 1 EXTREMELY Giggly Bachelorette, 25 dudes, tons of spoilers and it's finally time to end this "World Tour" of Love with...a PROPOSAL! Whether you were spoiled or not during the show to the ending, did you see this coming? Think it will last? Is it rule in Tahiti that you have to wear a flower in your hair? Just wondering...

THE YELLOW LIST

1 Yellow flower
1 Yellow and white floral top
1 yellow watch
1 yellow swim suit wrap

THE MOST DRAMATIC &
SWEATY FINALE EVER!!!!!!

BORA BORA, TAHITI

MEET THE PARENTS

Ali's Family and Roberto

Memorable Moments:

Ali makes Roberto repeat his Spanish pick-up line to Ali the first night they met. Awe!

Mom's a giggler too!

Roberto's favorite baseball team? Tampa Bay Rays.

In case you hadn't noticed, Ali's a bit hyper!

Mom tells him nervously in Spanish that she believes his heart is pure. Gracias!

Dad's blessing. Check!
Made Mom cry. Check!

Ali likes to dance at family get togethers. Now the whole family's Salsa dancing! Whoohoo!

MEET THE PARENTS

Ali's Family and Chris L.

Memorable Moments:

Chris L. knows that when you marry a girl, you marry her family as well!

Chris lost half the buttons on his shirt. Or something like that...

Chris is from Massachusetts. WOOHOOs all around!

Her father taught HS Physics. He taught HS Math. Her mom's a nurse, his mom was a nurse. His father was born in Montreal. Her dad was born in Montreal. SPOOKY!

Ali used to dress her little brother up like a girl, with feather boas and stuff. He's not messed up at all though!

Dad's blessing. Check!
Missing Big Bro For Terrorized Kid Brother found. Check!

Swimming with the family? WICKED AMAZING!

WHO DOES THE FAMILY LIKE?

Both. They are absolutely NO help! Thanks fam!

LAST CHANCE ROBERTO

Memorable Moments:

Ali loves getting on machines that go really fast! Like Roberto's jet ski...

Robert gets to see a whole new side of Big Baby Ali. Ali FREAKS at a school of sting ray. "OMG OMG OMG HE'S TOUCHING ME!" Whaaa!

Roberto liking her totally baffles Ali!

Kissing Roberto in the rain is the most magical and romantic things Ali's ever experienced. It's Unicorn Love baby!

The ABC staffer had the night off so Roberto had to clean up his mess and decorate mi casa for Queen Ali's arrival!

He seals the deal with a very rustic framed picture of them in the heart shaped lagoon. Her heart explodes out of her chest! Well played Roberto Suave. Well played!

LAST CHANCE CHRIS L.

Memorable Moments:

Um..none. She gave him the boot!

"I'm in love with somebody else." -Ali

See you next January Our Next Bachelor Chris L.!!!

BEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT:


Roberto Suave turns into Roberto Sweaty when has to climb like 10,000 stairs in a too tight suit with major collar action in terrible humidity to get to Ali!

2 DOWN TO 1:

Roberto Sweaty!

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS:

Chris L.: I wasn't the one. Oh look, it's a rainbow! This means I'm destined to be the next Bachelor--Make it happen Harrisoncrest or my mom will haunt your A$$!

AFTER THE FINAL ROSE:
ALI & ROBERTO + CHRIS L.
BUT NOT THAT DORK FRANKY

TOP TEN THINGS WE GOT OUT OF THE ATFR:

1. The Million Dollar Question - Would Ali have given Frank a rose if he hadn't left for that #!%@# Nicole!?

2. Franky? Still selfish! Awe.

3. If Chris L. had ended up with Ali it would have been AMAZING.

4. Ali has loads of respect for good guy Chris L.

5. Ali's ta tas were so crammed into her dress it looked painful!

6. Ali now believes in love at first sight!

7. Seeing Roberto propose to her all over again brings tears to her eyes! Awe.

8. He's unbelievably handsome. She's unbelievably beautiful. There you go!

9. Ali broke A LOT of rules!

10. They made up a handshake. It's really funny. HA. HA. HA!

THINGS TO PONDER:

What would have been Chris's last chance date gift to Ali?!

Jenn:)

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