Thursday, July 8, 2010

Wake Me Up When It's Over & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

Chris Harrisoncrest: "You are the 5 dudes Ali doesn't want. But welcome to Lisbon!" The real question for tonight is where can I get a gallon of caffeine and stat--I'm drowning in snooze here! Geez Louise, this was boring! Enter Vienna Motel 6 and the Mavdork--more on that in another Blog! So Ali's main concern is whose families do I want to meet and what the hell am I getting myself into!? It was a little bit of OMG that was boring, wake me up when it's over, and are we there yet!? So, Once Upon a Time...Snooze!

THE YELLOW LIST

1 yellow tee
2 yellow bracelets
1 yellow pendant
1 yellow cable car
1 yellow tank top
1 yellow dress shirt

THE ANNOYING LIST:

OMG Wow!! Lookee at our hotel room!

It was another 3 for 1 special on tank tops!

WICKED FUN FACTS:

Roberto's a lucky devil.

Franky likes to drink from little juice boxes.

Roberto's not too swift with a camera.

Franky thinks Ty is his biggest competition. Seriously!?

Ali owns a castle?!

Ali is not a cook. Bye bye Ty!

The only thing Chris L.'s ever driven is a bicycle. Hmmm...

Ty's easily tickled.

In a pinch, your hand can double as a pair of sunglasses!

Like some kind of rock band, Ali really thinks she's on a World Tour!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"What if she like throws you in the dungeon and leaves!?" Franky to Roberto Suave

"Nobody wants to go on a 2-on-1. It really like pisses you off to have to share!" -Ty

"Come on Cinderella, we need to get you ready for the ball." -Chris L. to Kirky

"You better come to my house." -Franky to Ali

"My mind's a little preoccupied." -Ali

"I can't be the dude that kills the bachelorette. That's just not going to look good." -Chris L.

RED FLAG ALERT: "I'm just worried that I won't be good enough one day." -Ali

WHAT NOT/TO WEAR:

A dude thumb ring. Seriously!? NOT!

Chris L's saggy bottom jeans. NOT!

COME BE THE KING OF MY CASTLE

Roberto and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Oh lookee here's a camera! Let's take jumping pics for the scrapbook Kirky's making us!

Worst Photographer Ever=Roberto!

Ali practically molests a police officer to whisper sweet nothings in his ear.

Oh Spanish music! We must dance now!

Cable car kisses. Awe. Gag!

Sorry Roberto, Ali won't be making you any homemade tortillas anytime soon! Bummer...

She thought Roberto was just too good to be true. Turns out he's just that good!

LET'S FIND OUR FUTURE IN THE PAST

Franky, Ty and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Ty tries to make the best of his crappy 2-on-1 date with Franky and Ali.

They barely made it up a steep hill huffing and puffling! Lay off the sauce!

Ali says she's in a weird place. Then she begs for wine!

Franky drinks the rest of Ty's wine but is warned to stay away from his dern spinach!

Ty's all for somebody wanting something. And barefoot in the kitchen's a good place to start. Anybody with him!?

Frank's big secret? He lives with his parents. He gets a little emotional about it. Awe.

Frank wants to live in a tree with Ali like a couple of monkeys!

Frank and Ali sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

ONCE UPON A TIME...

Kirk and Ali

Memorable Moments:

"Once upon a time is not even a complete sentence!" -Kirky

OMG! Insane! WOW! Hold your horses Kirky, it's a palace! Okay...

Kirkys' a fairytale kinda guy.

Get a load of the place mat sized napkins! I'm looking for excitement anywhere I can get it people!

LOVE GETS BETTER WITH AGE

Chris L. and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Lots of HA. HA. HA! Make it stop!!!

Chris L. kinda freaks at driving a scooter. Kinda.

"Better hold on! Cause I don't know what the %#@& I'm doing!" -Chris L.

He drives grandpa slow.

Ali smoothly says I wanna try, my turn so she can burn some rubber on that thing! The day was wasting!

Chris L's impression of Ali driving the scooter!

Chris L. spills on how he feels about Ali and she absentmindedly picks some lint off his shirt. Wooh! Not sure if I can take anymore of this excitement!

Chris L. blings Ali with a Dennis Bracelet cause, to fit in, in Dennis, you gotta have a Dennis bracelet!

5 DOWN TO 4:


The Dennis Chris L., Franky, Roberto Suave, Kirky.

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS:

Ty - Had some unbelievable feelings...thought I was the perfect guy for her...

THINGS TO PONDER:

Do you think Chris L. got seriously SICK of the contstant OMG!! HA. HA. HA!s?!

Anyone else notice the same red blanket popping up everywhere?

WICKED BACHELORETTE FUN
#7 - I Got Nothin'. So How About
Another Round Of What Outfit
Does NOT Belong?!


Jenn:)

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