Friday, July 16, 2010

That's Not A Freezer Pop & Other Things To Ponder...

Ali's packing silver sparkly high heels for the hometown dates!? Wow, this should prove interesting! 4 Hometowns. Lots of HA. HA. HA!s Gag! 4 AMAZING families and some dead animals too. And then there's Jetty the lab--AMAZING that one! It all goes downhill next week so enjoy it while you can ;)

THE YELLOW LIST

4 yellow live strong wristbands
Some yellow strips on a plaid shirt
1 yellow checkered shirt
Lots of yellow lemons
1 yellow trench coat

THE ANNOYING LIST:

Ok, what's with all the run and jump into each other's arms from this show. It's become so cliche!

Gag on the HA. HA. HA!s

WICKED FUN FACTS:

Ali thinks the sexiest uniform a guy can put on is a baseball uniform. Huh?!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"Love is the only reality." -Pops

"I love animals. But I love them when they're ALIVE." -Ali

WHAT NOT/TO WEAR:

XNAY on the CLEAVAGE WIFEY-BEATER SHIRTSAY. BIG NAY!

TAMPA, FL

Roberto and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Baseball?? Boy that came outta left field. Not!

A shirt with his number on it. Awe. Gag!

Stomping on home plate.

Lots of HA. HA. HA!s. Make it stop!!!

A lovely gift - his baseball card. Okay...

WOW, that's a lotta trophies!

Roberto's pop really sells his son - tremendous human being but basically he comes first career wise.

It was a salsa dance off! Woooo!

CAPE COD, MA

Chris L. and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Awe, lookee, there's a doggie!

Jetty the doggie was AMAZING!

"Right now, there's whales having sex out there!" -Chris L.'s icebreaker

Sitting on the porch, talking about their day. Awesome!

"You stole my roommate Ali" -Pops

That wine from Portugal. More Awesomeness!

It's a Dennis bracelet fest all around.

What's with the tower?

GREEN BAY, WI

Kirk and Ali

Memorable Moments:

"Holy Cow! We're in Green Bay, Wisconsin!" -Kirky

Ali calls Kirk "Kirky!"

Another Holy Cow!

I love how Kirky just hands over this kid to Ali to hug and hold ;)

His Dad is a guy of few words. And these were the words we heard: "So Ali, Would You like to go see my BASEMENT..." --Taxidermy Pete

Creepy stuffed animals. Everywhere!

Want a freezer pop? Oh no not that, that's a dead animal. The pops are to the left. Okey Dokey!

Run Ali Run! Look Out--It's behind You!

Oh boy, let's bring up the scrapbook again which turns Kirky beet red! :)

CHICAGO, IL

Frank and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Tugboat horns are Awesome!

Concerns and sighs, oh my!

Frank's a bit neurotic to say the least...

Lots of HA. HA. HAs! Make them stop!!!

4 DOWN TO 3:

Roberto Suave, The Dennis Chris L., Franky

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS:

Kirky - I really really really really really really really really did NOT see this coming...This sucks! Really!?

THINGS TO PONDER:

So, pretty much looked like Franky had it in the bag until he blows it next week, eh?!

WICKED BACHELORETTE FUN
#8 - Whose Clothing Did Aliens
Come Down and Switch In the Night?!

Jenn:)

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