Sunday, July 25, 2010

Franky Doodle Dandy Tanks & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

The glasses are off! Frank is tanking big time this episode. Nicole vs. Ali. He completes her like Jerry Maguire in a pair of fancy jeans and dork glasses. Okay! Roberto gets the hottie dress, Chris L. gets long bilious pants. Hmmm... Oh, and no one make you inferior without your consent! Next week, the men tell all--or nothing at all! My bet is on the latter ;)

THE YELLOW LIST

1 yellow shirt on the OTHER woman
1 yellow bikini top
1 yellow hair flower
1 yellow ring
1 yellow Franky shirt

THE ANNOYING LIST:

HA. HA. HA! OK we get it, love's funny. Or something like that...

A sniffling Frank. Man up!

WICKED FUN FACTS:

When thinking of Ali, Chris L. likes to hang around the rooftop. Uh oh!

Roberto likes to reflect while playing with an old grubby baseball.

When Frank's nervous, his hands become permanently glued inside his jean pockets.

Nicole and Ali share a love for yellow things. Awe!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"I came here to fall in love with Ali and I did. BUT, there's something holding me back..." -Franky

"I have been an emotional wreck." -Franky

"I don't know man. Ha. Ha. Ha. I'm not good at this stuff..." -Roberto Suave

"It was a friggin' heart!" -Ali

RED FLAG ALERT: "I never ever ever ever ever thought I'd go back to Massachusetts." -Ali

WHAT NOT/TO WEAR:

Long bilious white pants for water wading? NOT so much...

LE TAHA'A
TAHITI PART 1

Roberto and Ali

Memorable Moments:

An island shaped like one of Roberto's t-shirt sweat stains! Sexy!

What's with all the sweating?!

That place is ridiculous!

A yellow bikini top and a hot pink fuchsia pair of bottoms. It's like someone slapped a lemon Starburst on top of a cherry one. Damn that reminds me, I'm out of Starbursts!

Suave is totally confused by the card from Chris Harrisoncrest!

"Ali and Roberto. Harrisoncrest here. Welcome to one of the most beautiful Tahitian islands, Le Taha'a. I hope you're enjoying your stay but DAMN IT'S HUMID! Suave, here's a few more sweat rags to get you through the rest of your date especially if you head to the fantasy suite. Might come in handy if you get my drift...Be sure to bill the room service to Fleiss--he's the Big Kahuna! Ciao!"

LE TAHA'A
TAHITI PART 2

Chris L. and Ali

Memorable Moments:

The biggest most like luxurious catamaran in Tahiti!

Like, like,like, like LIKE!

She loves it when he giggles. Her HA. HA. HA!s are the bomb! It's a match made in HA. HA. HA! Gag!

Oh boy, gratuitous underwater shots!

When he's with Ali, Chris is like 12!

OMG! Oyster Shrieking! Make it stop!!!

Pearls in oysters. Amazing!

Fruity island drinks--yum!

Chris L. checks to see if Chris Harrisoncrest is lurking in the bushes. Laughs!

"Is he going to jump up in scuba gear and like scare me?!" -Chris L.

"Ali and Chris. It's Chris Harrison. No, I'm not hiding in the bushes, I'm up in that coconut palm over there behind the cameraman. Anyhooo, welcome to one of Tahiti's most romantic islands, Le Taha'a. I hope you enjoyed those pearls we planted in those shells for you to find. Ah romance! Grab Ali and run along to the fantasy suite and you kids play nice! We've got to keep her in tip top shape so Franky can dump her on camera tomorrow for an AMAZING ratings bonanza. Ooops, I've said TOO MUCH, mums the word. Peace out!"

"I think we're going to Fantasy Suite 54." -Chris L.

LE TAHA'A
TAHITI PART 3

Franky, Harrisoncrest and Ali

Memorable Moments:

A quick trip to Tahiti to break up with a girl requires at least 7 suitcases! Way to pack Franky :)

Want to break up with a girl? Chris Harrisoncrest is your go-to guy! He's like the love cleaner! For reals!

Lesson learned: Even Amazing experiences can't make you fall in love with Ali! Whaa!

Their relationship? Up and down, backwards and forwards, lame and about to get even lamer!

By the way, there's this girl Nicole...

She chucked that hair flower and tossed those flip flops but stopped short of ripping out those hair extensions! Take that Franky!!!

Franky in one word? Selfish!

Tip for the ladies: Waterproof mascara! Works like a charm!

Guys leaving Ali? Story of her life!

Frank and his tiny boat are outta there!

3 DOWN TO 2:

Casual Chris L. and Roberto Sweaty

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS:

Frank: I hope she can forgive me someday...

THINGS TO PONDER:

Really, Harrisoncrest was blown away by Frank's 180? Hmmm...

Anyone else think that Frank was really her final 1 and so that's why she may or may not have a hard time picking someone in the end?

WICKED BACHELORETTE FUN
#9 - VOTE - WHO DOES ALI PICK?

Vote in the poll, top right to show who of the final 2 you think Ali will pick--or will she pick no one?!

Jenn:)