Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Somebody Call A Whambulance Stat & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

Give it up for our champagne glass banging Chris Harrisoncrest! Woohoo!

Gee, where to begin! Between man-boy crying, soft-porn rolls in the hay, Frank getting his face beat in and Ty busting on some MAN CODE, this was another seriously cheesy one! Gotta love it ;)

THE YELLOW LIST:

Several yellow wristbands
1 yellow/red helicopter
1 yellow bikini
1 yellow flowered Hawaiian shirt
1 apron with yellow lemons

THE ANNOYING LIST:

OMG! Like 100 times. MAKE IT STOP!

Ali squealing every time a champagne cork is popped!

Whiny Bitchy Men! Blah Blah Blah. Somebody call a whambulance stat!

Ty's sideburns. Get a razor stat!

WICKED FUN FACTS:

Roberto Suave is an adventurous guy.

Ali's learned a lot about life from rappin'!

The Barenaked Ladies are back!

It would appear that Ali owns Converse shoes in just about every color!

Did you know Weatherman is a bit of a neurotic?

Weatherman likes to kiss in private--for reals!

Hot tub kisses give Kirky shivers.

In certain circles, Craig R. is known as DJ Crazy Craig. Hmmm...

An apron makes Ali feel like a...HOMEMAKER! HA. HA. HA!

Chris L. is like the Flip Cup champion of the world!

Justin would literally climb mountains for Ali!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"Roberto just hugged me and cuddled me and made me feel safe." -Ali

"Roberto's so protective and manly." -Ali

"Are you ready to fall for me?!?" - Ali AND Roberto

"I'd love to sing her a song from my heart." -Kasey

"Slap the crap out of him!" -Chris L. to Ali re: Frank

"I've never been slapped by a girl before." -Frank

"First kiss with Ali, first kiss in a music video, first kiss EVER!" Chris L. on Jonathan

"Cheers to ourself for just looking HOT!" - Ali to the dudes

"I feel like I'm wearing a dress." -Hunter on his hawt green apron!

"I man down. 13 more to go!" -Rated Rithmatic Justin

"You can always win me over with a little champagne. HA. HA. HA!" -Ali

"I don't normally swear, but this is getting F@#$%^& ridiculous!" -MR. Hyde

"MR. Karma is a bitch! It's gonna come back and get ya!" -Ty

"I detect BS for a living." -Craig R.

"I just can't resist you in THIS jean getup. HA. HA. HA!" -Ali to Jesse

WHAT NOT/TO WEAR:

This Member's Only Jacket - NOT!

It was a 5 for $20 special on lacy tanks in green, pink, yellow...

White Dude Shades - NOT!

Jeans & Jean Shirt to a ROSE CEREMONY - NOT!

Untucked dress shirt and jeans to a ROSE CEREMONY - MAYBE...

Liven it up with a little color! YES!

LOVE IS A BALANCING ACT

Roberto Suave and Ali

Memorable Moments:

"I'm totally scared of planes and helicopters, that's why I'm going to be flying around in a ton of them for the next few weeks! HA. HA. HA!" - Ali

Oh looky! Below us there are people! And cars!

A kiss 20 stories above people and cars. Awe...

Ali's shocked to learn that Spanish is Roberto Suave's first language. Not to mention he speaks some French, Italian, Morse Code, and knows a few cuss words in Klingon ;)

Red Flag Alert: Ali wonders if she's pretty enough for Mr. Suave...

COME ROCK MY WORLD

Kirk, John C., Chris N., Frank, Jonathan, Craig R., Justin, Jesse, Chris L. and Ali

Memorable Moments:

Chris L. freaks at the location--it's like totally gang banger territory! Or something like that...

Woohoo! It's the...WHO??...Oh, Barenaked Ladies! Woot Woot!

Jonathan has some trouble processing Barenaked Ladies. "It's the BARE. NAKED. LADIES? Where's the ladies??"

Go Kirky! Go Johnny! Go DJ Crazy Craig! Go Franky! Were they dancing or were they more like the nerdherd at a school dance? You be the judge...

Ali got to slap Franky like 20 times! HA. HA. HA!

Chris L. wants her to slap him like 48 times!

MAN CRY #1:

Our little neurotic Weatherman, surprisingly, has ANOTHER breakdown and it went something like this:

"I'm anxious. OMG. I've had LOTS of stage kisses (???) but this is different. I want it to FEEL real...WHAAAA!"

"As much as I want to kiss you and everything if you feel uncomfortable at all or don't want to do it I understand, and just let me know." Seriously?!

He was so scared he was physically shaking.

Kirky predicts a NECK kiss!

Craig R.'s advice? Pretend you're doing a forecast and then like make out in the middle of it! Because that's how forecaster's roll...

Chris L and John C. do their best Ali/Weatherman kiss impression!

Those meanie boys made Weatherman cry.

A consolation hug from Ali

"It's natural to have your first kiss in a library." -Chris L.

Ali kisses Chris L.'s back. Awe.

Kirk and Ali's bedtime romp leads to Frank's jealous stare:

AND CUT!

CUT! Y'ALL DEAF IN THERE, I SAID CUT!

HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS

Hunter and Ali

Memorable Moments:

The green apron Hunter sighed about wearing!

Hunter cooks a lot of food for his darlin'!

From a smoldering shoulder kiss in a hot tub to a pool to smores!--Sexy! Wait, shouldn't it be the other way around??

Hunter: "I love to love!"

Ali: "I'd love to get in this pool! HA. HA. HA!"

And it was another budget busting cab ride of shame!

MAN CRY #2

Justin's little secret--he can hop 20 miles and not break a sweat or another foot. For reals!

Ali & Roberto Suave steal Craig R.'s job as tattler and spills about Justin's visit. The dudes gang up on Mr. Rated w-Rong. He's like MR. Jeckyll and MR. Hyde. NOT to be confused with that DR. Jeckyll & Hyde! No siree! And then he snuffs and snortles and blah blah blah...

14 DOWN TO 11:

Roberto Suave, Kirky, Flip Cup Chris L., Jeans Jesse, Who IS this guy again Chris N., Sideburns Ty, Creepy Kasey, BS Craig R., Jealous Much Frank, Neurotic Jonathan, Rated mR. Justin

SOME LOVELY PARTING THOUGHTS:

NOT Reality Steve: Shocked! And his finger's still numb!

John C: The little dude was PISSED! She made a MISTAKE! Whoa there little fella, calm down...

THINGS TO PONDER:

Frank says he's never been slapped by a girl before. How about a dude?

Anyone else think Justin hobbled and hopped all the way to Ali's place?

WICKED BACHELORETTE FUN
#3
- STEVE'S HOW TO WIN
A GIRL'S HEART...OR NOT!


Candles. Check!

Blankie. Check!

Setting the scene on some hard concrete!

Don't forget to plaster yourself with the oh so sexy Chapstick!!!

And don't bring your A-Fragile Fingers Game to the partay!

Jenn:)

***Some Caps From Dreamers At Jokers. Thanks!***

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