Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Jake's A Big Baby & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

4 AMAZING WOMEN! 4 Cheesey home town dates! And we wouldn't have it any other way ;)

LIKE TOTALLY FUN FACTS:

Jake will not let the sun go down if there's a problem to be worked out!! No siree!

Gina's favorite thing to do in NYC is to...sit on her stoop and watch the taxis go by! Oh boy...

Ali has a heart of gold.

Mom's intuition sucks on this show! Totally!

Jake's a team player!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"I have fallen for 4 women." --Mavdork

"I'm not a jealous guy." --Mavdork

"I'm a big baby." --Mavdork

"We'll be a WE!" --Tenley

GIA'S HOMETOWN

Memorable Moments:

NYC is her city!

Jake was lost looking for the Empire State Building until Gia pointed it out! Totally!

Kissing picture!!!

Gia: Like, Like, Like, Like, you know...Uggghhh!

Gia's brother will hunt down and break Jake's legs! For reals!

They sit on her stoop and smooch!

ALI'S HOMETOWN

Memorable Moments:

Wow another chat on a bench! Totally not overused for this show. Not at all!

They catch leaves and make wishes. Awe.

Lots of squealing!! Make it stop!!!

Ali's family has researched Jake online.

TENLEY'S HOMETOWN:

Memorable Moments:

A run, hug, and a twirl with Tenley and her animal friends while they walk in the woods and share cocoa and good times. Awe.

Tenley dances her little heart out for Jakeypoo with her hair plastered all over the front of her face. And she didn't trip at all...

Tenley's parents turned her room into a den when she left home! Ha.

LOTS of crying! Make it stop!!!

VIENNA'S HOMETOWN

Memorable Moments:

A swamp. An alligator. A white T-shirt. Holla!

Good luck with her dad, Jake!

Her dad claimed he cried because she hugged her dog first. Hmmm....

You treat Vienna like a princess and she'll keep your house clean as a whistle!

Vinnie walks in on Jake and Vienna smooching. Awk-ward!

2+ hours of Ali crying, snorting, sniffling, mussing up her crazy hair, boobs falling out of her dress, legs all over Mr. Roboto. Pathetic!

OH YES! Here it is the moment you've been waiting for. Another Mesnick on a stair railing! OH HAPPY DAY!

THINGS TO PONDER:

Egads, did Gia style her bro's hair???!

Does Ali wear a lot of golden yellow because she has a heart of gold???

BACHELOR ACTIVITY #6
ALI'S MAKE A WISH ON A LEAF!

1. If you spot a falling leaf, catch it and you can make a wish. Will it come true? Probably not--at least not on the show...

2. If you have no falling leaves, have some Mavdork shake a tree branch for you!

3. Picking a leaf that falls on another person does not count!

Jenn:)

***Caps From Dreamer at Jokers. Thanks!***

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