Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hallmark's Calling Jake & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

Oh wow, it's the San Francisco Treat, San Francisco--famous for it's Rice-a-Roni and it's newest Bachelorette Ali! You don't think the budget buster Fliess wanted to go to San Francisco in order to do some footage for Ali's Bachette show and kill two birds with one stone do ya!? Hmmm...

LIKE TOTALLY FUN FACTS:

When Tenley gets a date, she bounces off the walls and couches and everything else in sight--literally!

The girls have made a slave of Vienna-she must fan them with her pillows!

Oh those cheesey lines! Jake must work for a greeting card company. Just sayin'

Corrie likes to rile up Ali!

Ali's favorite flowers are daisies.

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"You suck at life!" --Ali to April Foolster Corrie

"A marriage isn't going to be perfect. But the love can be." --Mavdork

"Cheating is a choice!" --Mavdork

"I'm my dad's princess and now I'm Jake's Queen and he's my prince charming!" --Vienna Motel 6

"She is...Vienna!" --Gia

"You can eat my salmon." --Gia to Vienna Motel 6

'It's OK to fall." --Mavdork

"I assure you, I had dirty thoughts!" --Mavdork on Vienna Motel 6

"It's not about sex appeal. It's about heart appeal." --Mavdork

LET'S GET OUR LOVE ON TRACK IN SAN FRANCISCO

Tenley and Jake

Memorable Moments:

Jake thinks Chinatown is a foreign country! Or something like that...

Funny Hat moments!

There just happened to be a guy in an alley playing an instrument and he wasn't a homeless person!

After climbing Coit Tower they were doing some serious huffing and puffing!

Their fortunes both said "Kiss me!" Awe.

They share a magical kiss and then Tenley's little blue birds and animal friends joined them in song! Aa Ah Ah Ah Ah. Tweet Tweet!!!

COME BE THE QUEEN OF MY CASTLE

Gia, Vienna and Jake

Memorable Moments:

They got a trunk full of clothes and scarves fit for a queen! Or a bachelor contestant...

Gia's the sad sack third wheel when she's not making out with Mavdork in the castle!

Oh boy! They brought their toothbrushes--so they can stay the night!

Vienna pretends Gia isn't there and whines about Ali.

Vienna goes in search of Gia and Jake with her old-timey lantern. She gets really scared! She can't see the cameraman behind her, she fears she's lost and might never be found!! Lots of squealing and crying. Make it stop!!!

Vienna sneaks into Jake's room and finds him shirtless! She must leave at once (after they share some wine) before she see's his secret underwear!!!

LOVE IS A WALK IN THE PARK

Corrie and Jake

Memorable Moments:

A bridge. A canoe. Birds. Awkward laughs.

Corrie is 90/10 on the kissing thing. Jake's more like 80/20. Ooops!

The California Academy of Sciences--Sexy!

I WANT TO LEAVE MY HEART IN SAN
FRANCISCO--SHOW ME YOUR CITY


Ali and Jake

Memorable Moments:

Jake buys Ali flowers.

Lots of squealing. Make it stop!!!

Mavdork plays the coffee mustache game. Lame!

Massages and straddling in a public park!

A seagull scores a crab. Hmmm...

They run fully clothed into the water and there go Ali's $400 boots! But hey, it's for love right?! It's not like she's going home anytime soon or anything...

THINGS TO PONDER:

Anyone else notice the furry blankets that keep reappearing!?

BACHELOR ACTIVITY #5
5 OTHER THINGS TENLEY AND
JAKE
WROTE IN THEIR FORTUNE COOKIES?

1. Let's Sing With The Blue Birds!

2. Let's Dance!

3. Let's Play Twister!

4. Let's Talk About My Ex Some More!

5. Let's Trash Vienna!'

Jenn:)

***Caps From Dreamer at Jokers. Thanks!***

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