If they keep having so many injuries, they're going to have to rename this show Dancing In The ER!
Of course they made us wait until nearly the last dance to see Melissa and Tony's sizzling salsa! Those marketing geniuses at ABC! And it was worth the wait. I was surprised at Denise's improvement, thought David Alan was a bit better than his scores, and was impressed with Ty's comeback! And did you all catch Denise grabbing 's Tom Bergeron's butt!?
Low to High Score Highlights:The Woz & Karina
Len: Someone looked a bit like the Woz today?
Bruno: Like Wall-E, rusty around the edges but in need of some spare parts!
The Woz invited Bruno to dance with him...scary! Two words for The Woz: SPRAY TAN!
Prediction: He should go home!
Steve-O & Lacey
Len: He doesn't get it. Needs more salsar!
Bruno: Series of unfortunate events...
CA: Hopefully he feels better!
A little more salsa, a little less jackass! Who would have thought a salsa and a mic pack would send Steve-O to the hospital?!
Prediction: If back injury doesn't sideline him, he'll finish in about 9th or 10th place.
Ty & Chelsea
CA: YEEEE HAAAAAWWWW!
Bruno: He's hardwood in charge of the quick step!
Len: Last week a catapillar, this week a butterfly! Awe.
He's perfected the DWTS's super perky concentration face!
Prediction: Will end at 9 or 10 unless he improves radically!
Belinda & Jonathan
Len: Hip action lacking
Bruno: Let your hair down and shake it all about!
CA: Sit down Bruno!
For a minute I thought Pricilla Presley was baaaaaack! Aack.
Prediction: Finishes 10 to 13th
David Alan & Kym
Bruno: The face was good
Len: All sizzle and no sausage!
Bruno needs subtitles! Needs a little hope and change...
Prediction: Will place 8th or 9th
Lawrence & Edyta
CA: That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it
Bruno: Now that's a competetor!
Len: Much improved
Dammit! Bleep. Bleep. Bleep!
Prediction: Will finish 6th or 7th
Holly & Dmitry
Len: Your bust forward makes your butt stick out
Bruno: Try to catch up
CA: Like a dolly being drug around the floor...
Every day is a HOLLY DAY! Dmitri thought she said "holiday." Ha. Ha.
Prediction: Will go out 10th to 13th
Denise & Maks
Len: Much improved.
Bruno: Used her toes to her advantage!
She'd like to meet the guy who invented the Quick Step--because he CLEARLY didn't like his partner very much!
Prediction: Stays until final 8 or 9
Chuck & Julianne
Bruno: She did all the work!
Len: Sell this dance!
CA: A mishmash, not a salsa...
"OMG This is so embarrasing!" He's going to do it Derek-Style!
Prediction: Places 5th or 6th
L'il Kim & Derek
Bruno: Bling is coming out of every pore!
CA: Some performer!
Len: Not a lot of quality...
She's gonna show us (and the girls at da fed. pen) how elegant and refined she can be! Holla!
Prediction: Places 3rd
Shawn & Mark
Bruno: More naughty and flirty!
Len: Throw caution to the wind!
Mark does girly steps well and Shawn hasn't discovered her booty shake yet!
Prediction: Places 4th
Melissa & Tony
CA: Finally a real salsa!
Len: It made him gyrate on his seat!
Bruno: Now we are cooking! Juicy!
She needed to show herself she deserves to be here!
Prediction: Places 1st or 2nd
Gilles & Cheryl
Len: Not a one week wonder!
CA: Makes the ladies swoon!
He's Super Gilles!
Prediction: Places 1st or 2nd