Monday, February 2, 2009

Can We Get A Few More Scarves In Here & Other Thoughts...

Soooo sssssssssssssssexxxxxxxy or not. A snake clasp dress, wow, the perfect mommy look:) Jason's exccccccccccccited...

First off a shout out to our great host, whose hosting duties we love to snark about but without that champagne glass banging maneuver or that "ladies this is the final rose" suspense or those deliberation room witty zingers, it just wouldn't be the same show we've all come to love! Am I right?!

I couldn't resist last week at Chris Harrison's Blog, posting a comment about his champagne glass banging skills which I so often joke about here, and so I'm sure you'll be thrilled to note the response in this week's Blog:

"One of my many, many talents is walking out and clinking a glass. I have broken one glass in all my years of skillfully tapping a knife or backwards spoon (a couple times we haven't been able to find a knife, so they gave me a spoon that I turned around. I told you I had skill) on the champagne flute. It was last season and Deanna and the guys got in the hot tub during a cocktail party. They were pretty far away and it was loud, so I had to tap it harder to make it louder...well on the second tap it broke. Being the pro I am, I quickly recovered and finished the job." Check out Chris's Blog for more insider info!

Not so much drama this week--it was a love fest indeed among the ladies! In fact, Jason had better watch out or some of these girls might just choose each other!

GIRLIE GIRL MOMENTS:

Jillian and Molly are holding hands as they enter the hotel.

Melissa and Jillian take a bubble bath together.

Jillian and Naomi are the "Lady and the Tramp" and share some messy spaghetti!

Jillian, Molly, Melissa, and Naomi have a good cry/hug fest together after the rose ceremony.

ACCESSORIES THAT GET YOU NOTICED:

--Snake Dress Clasp
--Huge eyes
--Scarves--lots of scarves! One for every outfit! (Did the girls get scarves in their goodie bags or what?!)
--Hot Pink Feather Boa!

ACCESSORIES THAT LACK SPARKLE:

--Mud mask
--Fur Hoodie
--Stretchy pants...er..shorts

LET'S HIT THE TOWN IN STYLE

Jason & Melissa

Memorable Moments:

Melissa's dress doubles as a sexy maid outfit while she cleans up that dump!

Where's the rest of them?! Jason wants an answer to this burning question when Melissa changes into her stretchy PANTS...er...shorts...

Melissa plays peekaboo with Ty. Awe.

OPEN YOUR HEART BECAUSE LOVE IS ON THE AIR

Jason & Molly, Stephanie, and Jillian

Memorable Moments:

While steering the ferry, Stephanie is so engrossed in looking at Jason she practically runs it aground!

Molly nearly punches Jillian off the ferry into the water! And there would have been NO witnesses and that would have been her story and she would have stuck to it! Just sayin'!

Molly is not a beet girl!

Jillian thinks Jason will find her family to be a HOOT!

DON'T LOOK DOWN. YOU MIGHT FALL...IN LOVE

Jason & Naomi

Memorable Moments:

Naomi is like Spiderwoman when it comes to climbing a rock wall!

Jason and Naomi share an EXTREME kiss while performing an EXTREME sport! Hmmm...

Jason wonders if Naomi is ready for a single dad...Oh lookie--fondue!

GOOFY FUN FACTS:

Melissa likes to come home and brag to the other girls...

Melissa is the black sheep of her family.

Molly is not a very good lip reader.

Jason's most AMAZING date was with Stephanie and Sophia. Awe.

Jason thinks Molly is the best kisser!

Molly is a lingerie girl!

Jillian is a giggly girl in bed. (Probably too much information...)

Stephanie is an every-square-inch kind of girl!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:

"You're my favorite person!" --Jason to Ty

"Is it OK if I go bye-bye?!" --Jason

"He's a little tardy." --Melissa

"Chill" --Jason's favorite word outside of "AMAZING!"

"Expect the unexpected." --Melissa

"Like Whoa!" --Molly

"The only person that I see Jason with right now is myself." --Jillian

"I will kick your A$!" --Jillian to Molly

"I'm going to throw you in the water!" --Molly to Jillian (While pretending to punch her. Okaaaaay...)

"Pull yourself together Jill!" --Jillian

"Today I climbed a wall. And walls came down." --Naomi

"I found 5 girls with huge hearts." --Jason

"Ladies. Jason. It's the final rose tonight, when you're ready..." --CH

"If it is meant to be it will be." --Stephanie

THINGS TO PONDER FOR NEXT WEEK:

Will Jason get to meet Melissa's parents next week?!

Will Jillian be forced to marry some crazy Ukrainian?!

Stay tuned...

BACHELOR ACTIVITY #5:

You Know You're A Bachelor/ette Fan When...


10. When your man gives you a red rose, he must first ask you, "Will you accept this rose?"

9. You describe everything in terms of how AMAZING it is!

8. You refer to your dates as "Special Quality Time."

7. You expect to be asked out with a spiffy date box!

6. You know every inch of every screencap released in the history of the Bachelor/ette like the back of your hand!

5. You feel you must impress your date with special tricks like duck calling, howling, arm wrestling, and reciting poetry!

4. You get your daily news from FORT, Jokers, and Reality Steve!

3. Every time he sings your praises and then says "BUT" you panic!

2. You expect dates to revolve around limos, plane rides, fancy dinners, and trips to the Bahamas.

1. You name your kids Fleiss, Chris, Harrison, and Firestone.

Jenn:)

***Caps from Dreamer at Jokers. Thanks!***

2 comments:

tootie said...

I liked your recap! Especially your top 10 list :)

Jenn said...

Thanks:) It's been fun blogging about the show--can't wait to see the ending that everyone's talking about yet don't seem to know quite sure what's going to happen!

Jenn:)