Monday, February 9, 2009

Be One With The Hula Hoop & Other Thoughts To Ponder...

All righty then...that was sure something I tell ya. Was Naomi's hometown date about the most out there date in the history of The Bachelor/ette? I'm trying to remember but I think this beats the freakish actor parents in Matt's season and even Ryan's mom's OBSESSION with THAILAND in Jen Schefft's season! Hula hoops, reincarnation, and one dead dove! Ok let's get to it...This episode's theme: PICNICS & PARENTS!

AWESOME FUN FACTS:

Jason packs like 21 shirts for the hometown dates according to Ty.

Jillian once touched feet with a Ogopogo as a child. As in Loch Ness monster!!

Molly is a winner! And daddy says there's no crying in golf, just big smiles!

Jason is like an Indigo Kid! He's lived a previous life as a mom. Awe.

Naomi has wings!

Melissa really likes her shorty shorts! Stretchy ones rock!

What's up with the picnics everyone went on?!

JASON READS SOME CUE CARDS ABOUT THE LADIES:

Jill is fun. Sense of humor. Strong. But how much of a connection do they really have?

Naomi is a free spirit. But is she really ready for Jason and Ty?

Mol has the prettiest eyes he's ever seen. But is it deep enough?

Mel is the girl who is so beautiful and he can't wrap his head around how she came for him. But is she too perfect?

JILLIAN & JASON IN CANADA

Memorable Moments:

Jillian's dad wraps Jason up in a Canadian Flag the moment he sets foot in the door!

Wouldn't you know it!? More chit chat about hot dogs and mustard! I'd swear that girl works for Oscar Mayer!

Jillian's mom interrogates Jason with a huge scroll of questions!

Grandma is glad Jillian has found gorgeous Jason. But if it doesn't work out, she'll be headed up north to be married off to some crazy Ukranian dude!

Grandma initiates Jason into the family with the time honored tradition of Canadian Boxer Headgear!

MOLLY & JASON IN MICHIGAN

Memorable Moments:

Molly has a special golfing outfit for Jason because jeans on a golf course at the country club are just soooooo not appropriate!

It's really a big deal for Molly to bring someone home to Mom and Dad because they have to totally like dressing up in funny ha ha headgear!

Jason makes a pretty hot Indian: Chief Kissalotagirls

Jason loves Molly's eyes but he can take or leave her joker mouth And she'd totally be a man without the long hair. Or something like that...

NAOMI & JASON IN CALIFORNIA

Memorable Moments:

Lots of squealing. Too much squealing. Make it stop!

Naomi's family busts out the hula hoops. Be ONE with the hula hoops! Jason is NOT ONE with the hula hoop!

A dove (named Rosie) killed itself by hitting Naomi's mom's windshield. Totally did itself in, it was NOT her mom's fault. No siree...That's her story and she's sticking to it!

Windshield Repair...$250.00
Shovel...$9.99
Brown Paper Bag... .25 cents
Rosie The Suicidal Dove's Funeral...PRICELESS!

MELISSA & JASON IN TEXAS

Memorable Moments:

Melissa makes a gift for Ty - A tooth fairy box. Awe.

"I know you really wanted to meet my parents! But instead you'll meet my best friends Steph and Morgan. But don't bother sleuthing around for clues, they know nothing about my parents who are secretly in the witness protection program..."

Melissa's friends are totally tired of her being a 5th wheel!

THE QUOTABLE BACHELOR/ETTE:


"It's Process not PRO-Cess. Again, not a-GAIN." --Jillian

"I can't get enough of Molly!" --Jason

"You're my potential future husband!" --Naomi

"I have a very interesting family." --Naomi

"Please God, Kill me now!" --Naomi

"I did not expect to be giving a eulogy!" --Jason

"Today I learned that Hector loves Jesus." --Jason

"Whose chance at love will end tonight?..." --Chris Harrison

"You had a wild week, man!" --Chris Harrison to Jason

THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

Did Jason and Jillian try searching for the Ogopogo?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogopogo

How was the horseback riding between Jason and Naomi that we aparently didn't get to see!?

Did anyone catch the BIG sigh from Chris Harrison right before he delivered his famous line: "Ladies. Jason. It's the final rose tonight. Let's wrap this shindig up so I can get home to the wifey!"

What is the shocking twist next week?

BACHELOR ACTIVITY #6:
TY'S DECOUPAGE TOOTH FAIRY BOX

Materials:

Paper mache box
Modge Podge
Foam brushes
Ty's favorite orange paint and trim
Sparkly stuff, cutouts and ducks!

Instructions:

Paint your box. Let it dry. Use Modge Podge to attach pictures and sparkly stuff. Let dry. Lose some teeth. Place them in the box. Go to sleep. Wake up with lots of MONIES! Woohoo! Fun!

Jenn:)

***Caps From Dreamer at Jokers. Thanks!***

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