Tuesday, July 8, 2008

We Nugged And That Was RAD & Other Thoughts...

Well....I guess Jesse gets to be the guy that farts in DeAnna's bed after all! Thank goodness this season is over, because we really don't want to be privy to that. Seriously. Don't want to go there. Noooooo siree.

As Chris Harrison states, it was the romance that no one could have predicted. Can he get a couple of nugs for that?! Did anyone see this coming?! Oh wait, of course you did, you probably saw all the spoilers on the boards that have been fanning the flames for days now. Jesse Wins! WHAT?!?! Seasoned posters had "sources." Some people refused to believe it until they saw it. Those who don't sleuth online were probably totally surprised. Perhaps Fleiss tried to Fleiss everyone this year! All in all, I'm not surprised there was a twist of sorts. The edit really leaned toward Jason until the final episode. Usually you have a pretty good idea before the final episode who they pick and sleuthers have figured it out from caps. Not so this time. I wish them the best, it was Dee's choice after all, and she is the one who has to be happy. But enough of that sappy talk. Let's get snarky and lighten the mood a little...

From Fairytale to Outside the Box - Interesting Highlights From Dee's Family Visit:

Jesse and DeAnna's first kiss was RIDICULOUS!

Jesse has GOT to get a haircut. Like seriously. And that's not ridiculous!

Jesse has cut his hair a second time for the family visit! And each cut is more RAD than the last!

DeAnna's dad and a 6'5" 300 lb dude will hunt Jesse down if he and Dee don't visit OFTEN.

Jason is not nearly as RAD as Jesse.

Jesse isn't too familiar with the whole Greek food thing...

Best advice for a guy is a secret revealed: ALWAYS agree with your wife! ALWAYS!

Rock it out and be yourself!

Best Quote: "Just promise when you have my beautiful daughter with you, you keep the hair short!" -Dee's Dad.

Nugs are an unofficial welcome to the family!

Jesse and Dee's dad will be visiting the hair salon soon!

Sprinkles or no sprinkles, Jesse doesn't like to share his cupcakes!

Was this the season of NUGS or what!?

Jesse tricks Jason into giving DeAnna the first goodbye. Sly dawg!

Goofy Moments From The Last Chance Dates & Final Rose Ceremony:

Jesse arrives to hop a sea plane with DeAnna. And it's a fashion tear down. Like totally. What NOT to wear: striped shirt with bright colorful swim trunks.

Every moment between Jesse and DeAnna is just RIDICULOUS!

Was this the season of RIDICULOUS or what?!

Jason runs like a happy excited little Ty!

DeAnna isn't too sure if Jason the safe secure guy is very adventurous, so she figures, why not, let's scuba dive with sharks! SHARKS! Who DOES that!? That's so RIDICULOUS!

Best Quote: "Of course I was scaaarrred! Sharks and people aren't supposed to hang out together!" -Jason

What's with the eyes open kisses?!

Jesse has never been down the whole "picking out a ring road"...

Deciding to settle down 2 weeks after you say you're not ready, can make a kid (Jesse) so nervous he can't stand up straight and doubles over grunting a lot!

DeAnna's earrings are RIDICULOUS! Love 'em!

ATFR: Final Thoughts From Jesse & DeAnna After Being Hosed Down by Chris Harrison:

DeAnna is Jesse's soulmate!

Hopefully third time will be a charm with Jason!

Jesse climbs that mountain...er...couch for DeAnna again! Awe.

Catching up with Shayne and Matt: He's a horrible driver, he isn't trying to get a green card, and they're like an old married couple. Whatever! Awe.

Jesse is one of the best people DeAnna's ever met. He's the only one she felt like she couldn't live without. They are going to be married for the rest of their lives! They're getting married on May-9-09. Honeymoon is in Greece. Okaaaay...

And it ends with NUGS for the man, our champagne glass-banging swell host, Chris Harrison! Awe.

Bachelorette Activity #8:

The Case of the Missing Pink Flowers!

It's a hard case to crack. Lots of theories circulating out there. Anyone got a clue?! 6 Planters. No 8 planters. Wait, 10 planters! RIDICULOUS PINK and White flowers?! Hmmm. What is the deal with the disappearing pink flowers! It was so windy I kept thinking they blew over numerous times, but there was nothing laying on the ground.

So, sleuthers, what's up with the pink flowers!? Plus the choppy finale. It didn't flow smoothly on the editing like it normally does. Something seems amiss like things were reshot and some intern, who is now big time fired, placed pink flowers in the reshoot! Oops...Maybe this will go down in the annals of history like who killed JFK and are there really space aliens?! I'm just saying, it's a mystery for sure! Like TOTALLY! And that's not RIDICULOUS!

So that's it for our latest Bach/ette season! I'll miss the blog, it was fun, thanks for snarking along with me:)


***Caps from Dreamer at Jokers

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